Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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Jeeziz. That fart was so rank, my nose disowned me.
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03-24-2024 20:45 by Cutter
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I’m always telling people I’m down for anything when in fact I mean, not after 8 PM, food should be involved, and it also depends on the weather, the parking situation and how tired I am
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03-23-2024 22:55
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Trump Soup: Start with lots of nuts, add some Tweeted mistruths, heat and spin until it is a laughing stock. Discard any creditability before servng.
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03-23-2024 21:14 by Srpdrzman
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Not funny... We sprung forward so hard we are back in winter!
I asked to 2024's manager today, it was 2021
I think we should cancel April Fools this year. There is no prank topping reality.
Remember when we used to do prank calls growing up? Now those spam calls are karma getting us back.
Today is the first day of Spring. That means I can be over with my Seasonal Depression and go back to my Regular Depression.
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03-19-2024 07:53
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The Tick Tock clock is ticking.
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03-17-2024 08:27 by GG
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I worked out with a dumbell yesterday I FEEL VIGOROUS
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03-17-2024 02:52
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2nd birthday, fun, energetic
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03-16-2024 14:22 by Krishiv
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If you take a social media sabbatical, don't announce it. Just make your last post something fun like "I wonder if there's a bear in this cave?"
Just got home from Oklahoma. It was OK.
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03-14-2024 18:58
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Customer service in 2024: "I don't know the answer and neither does anybody else. I suggest that you call back another time. Now before I let you go, is there anything else I can help you with?"
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03-14-2024 15:11
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Marriage tip: If your wife says she's only getting two things at the store, don't believe her. She's lying!
Good Day @everyone. our College Orientation & Research Symposium will be re schedule
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03-14-2024 00:49
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How many divorced men does it take to change a lightbulb? No one knows. They never get to keep the house.
I got into a debate with a Flat Earther today . He said he would walk to the edge to prove he's right.... I told him he'd come around eventually.
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03-11-2024 16:26 by MWC
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My class essay on internal organs was too short. So I added an appendix.
Tonight is the best night of the year to have relations with the old lady…you can set performance records if you start at 1:58 am🤪
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03-09-2024 14:32 by Donnywang
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