Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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If you pay $5 a beer at the bar shut yo ass up about gas prices
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04-13-2022 13:17 by Kevisito
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I miss when Facebook let us be mean af to eachother
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04-13-2022 13:13 by Kevisito
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When she's hot but she can't cook... Ok, Kim DoorDashian.
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04-13-2022 13:12 by Kevisito
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ima sucker for deep talks... I wanna know what made you a lying ass bi**h...
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04-13-2022 13:11 by Kevisito
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Bank account: $1401.23 Me at the car dealership: where are the f350 platinums
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04-13-2022 13:10 by Kevisito
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Stop selling family farms to build cheap spec home subdivisions.
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04-13-2022 13:08 by Kevisito
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By the time I have a kid everyone else’s kids gon be 15😭
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04-13-2022 13:07 by Kevisito
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Them cicis brownies with the sprinkled cocaine on top so f**king g fire
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04-13-2022 13:06 by Kevisito
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My son ain’t gonna have to sneak no hoes in. Bring them bi**ches in son
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04-13-2022 13:05 by Kevisito
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don’t invite me to your crib if you got fake oreos. WTF is “Creme Betweens”
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04-13-2022 13:04 by Kevisito
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When you both say goodnight & run into each other at the bar 😭
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04-13-2022 13:03 by Kevisito
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WELP, ANOTHER DAY I DIDN’T USE a²+b²=c²
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04-13-2022 13:01 by Kevisito
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I gotta stay off indeed .. I got a interview at 5:30 to be a pastor
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04-13-2022 13:00 by Kevisito
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Johnny Depp could have avoided this entire mess if he had simply issued an Amber alert.
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04-13-2022 10:47 by Fazzy
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A Facebook friend posted a photo of her and her sisters. I asked her if it was a Weight Watchers meeting....... Apparently we're no longer friends.
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04-13-2022 08:47
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In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity. In the middle of opportunity lies me, taking a nap.
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04-13-2022 08:47
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eah, I’m allergic to wheat, but I really like it, so I eat it anyway. I’m a real gluten for punishment.
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04-13-2022 08:47
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I don't know how to act my age, I've never been this old before.
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04-13-2022 08:46
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The parking lot at Clown College only has one space.
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04-13-2022 08:45
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“Do you moan or cuss?” Depends on how good the food is, usually both.
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04-12-2022 21:51
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