Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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People are running away from Netflix and Disney by the millions. Go woke, go broke.
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04-26-2022 21:17
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Elon Musk should be awarded the Gold Medal of Freedom.
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04-26-2022 20:12
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Amal and Juan are identical twins. Their mother only carries one photo, because if you’ve seen Juan, you’ve seen Amal.
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04-26-2022 20:10
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I like my coffee how I like my magic.
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04-26-2022 20:10
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I have Borderline Personality Disorder. My personality becomes disordered when illegals cross our borderline.
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04-26-2022 18:01 by TacoTico
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Bricks are just domesticated rocks
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04-26-2022 15:46
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The bird, the bird, the bird is the word!
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04-26-2022 14:56
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Johnny Depp doesn't need to wear a mask in court because he has Heard immunity.
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04-26-2022 11:43
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Dear Maytag: Why don't your clothes dryers have a Fold cycle? Come on. It's 2022 for chrissake. Work on that.
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04-26-2022 09:50
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I will not to be outdone by Elon Musk....I'm announcing my Acquisition of "My Space" for $24.99...
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04-26-2022 08:59 by Gabe
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Of course I care about the environment. I spray air freshener every time I leave the restroom don’t I?
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04-26-2022 08:40
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No one sees what you see, even if they see it too.
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04-26-2022 01:56
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Spell your crush’s name backwards ~ Dnufer Xat
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04-26-2022 01:56
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If he drinks his whiskey straight, he’ll do that thing you like.
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04-26-2022 01:55
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Ladies, love your man like them bi!ches in your head do.
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04-26-2022 01:55
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When a woman laughs during an argument, the psycho part of her brain has just been activated. Abort mission.
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04-26-2022 01:54
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Cat ~ I showed you my butthole, please respond.
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04-26-2022 01:21
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Never treat a Lady like an object, it hates that.
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04-26-2022 01:20
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It’s called Karma, and it’s pronounced ~ Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha.
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04-26-2022 00:51
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When you’re alone, the outside world is moving along without you. You’re also moving along in your own world, without them.
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04-26-2022 00:51
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