Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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Got kicked out of the secret cooking society. I spilled the beans.
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05-23-2022 02:19
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Maybe if we start telling people their brain is an app, they’ll try to use it.
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05-23-2022 02:18
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Need some advice? Go read a book, read several, it’s free. You’re welcome.
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05-23-2022 02:09
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When you’re condemned daily, yet you continue because you’re as dense as a mud flap.
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05-23-2022 02:08
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Please explain again your loathing for woman but want desperately to become one. We find you utterances disturbing yet intriguing.
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05-23-2022 02:08
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Hold fast friends, the developmentally challenged cream puff would like to submit another unintelligible contribution.
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05-23-2022 02:07
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Anyone know when the monkeypox stimulus checks hit?
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05-22-2022 23:02
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Remember this: Johnny Depp is a superior actor over Amber Heard. This also applies to courtroom direct and cross examinations.
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05-22-2022 10:46
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Rockville: A butt load of 3rd rate bands that would have never attained the low level of success they've achieved if it weren't for the internet.
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05-22-2022 09:37
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Excuse me while I exponentially click like on my posts that I steaI.
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05-22-2022 09:12
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Whistleblower comes forward with claims that strangers drag him from place to place, make him sign papers, read words on monitors and he hardly gets any ice cream.
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05-22-2022 03:45
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Really miss the days when the biggest scandal was that Trump drank water with two hands and ate chicken with a fork.
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05-22-2022 03:44
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Disney’s favorability collapses from 77% to 33% in one year. Boom!
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05-22-2022 03:44
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Foreign aid, taking money from poor people of a rich country and giving it to the rich people of a poor country.
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05-22-2022 03:43
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When the internet collectively bullies the “Ministry of Truth” to the point it’s dissolved before even starting. I am so proud of this community.
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05-22-2022 03:42
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Monkeypox & the 11 people who still believe the media.
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05-22-2022 03:41
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Pros and cons of making kids. Pros: making, Cons: kids
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05-22-2022 03:41
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They say I have a preoccupation with revenge. We’ll just see about that.
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05-22-2022 03:40
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Just burned 2,000 calories. That’s the last time I leave brownies in the oven whilst I slumber in yon bedchamber.
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05-22-2022 03:40
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Last night my girlfriend was complaining that I never listen to her… or something like that.
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05-22-2022 03:39
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