Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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.rehtafdnarg sih fo serutcip edun ot ffo gnikrej morf kcab si toggaf efil on ,nwod sbmuht ehT !kool ,hO
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04-17-2025 09:12
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I can't believe all the Me×icans who are taking Amer¡can jobs. Amer¡can jobs previously held by 16 year olds.
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04-17-2025 08:58
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If you perform in a guy and a gal musical duo, and you play to the Monday thru Thursday dinner crowd at a volume level where you can hear a pin drop... your career has epically failed.
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04-16-2025 21:33
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An infinite number of monkeys with an infinite number of typewriters and an infinite amount of time would eventually type out the complete works of Shakespeare.
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04-16-2025 19:43
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Coffee doesn’t make the world go round, but it sure makes the ride more bearable
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04-16-2025 10:46
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It ain't the dems. It's dem niqqers.
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04-16-2025 09:05
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Life is full of disappointments, and I just added you to the list.
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04-16-2025 08:06
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If you get on an airplane nowadays, you're out of your mind.
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04-14-2025 19:47
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Remember when funny stuff was here? I don’t think even Pepperidge Farm does.
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04-14-2025 16:18 by Farmer
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Carmelo Anthony will be judged by a jury of his peers. By peers, they mean niqqers who who compromise 13% of the population yet commit 60% of all violent crimes.
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04-13-2025 16:58
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Heard any good jokes lately? Probably not here.
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04-13-2025 05:50
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Good night haters!!!!!

Jealousy is a terrible disease, Gary. Get well soon.
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04-11-2025 19:55
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?elohssa ruoy tuo eta rehtomdnarg ruoy sa dettun reve uoy evaH ...gineoKyraG ekaf ,yeH

Will this raise the price on a Chinese massage parlor
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04-11-2025 19:04 by Eddy
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Em htiw ssem ot seirt ereh no esle enoyna ro uoy fi neppah ot gniog si tahw s'taht esuaC. sregnarts etelpmomc tuoba parc gniklat rof uoy fo tuo dekcik parc eht nettog reve uoy evaH !ztangI yeH

Hello, short bus? I found your missing passenger. Thats right, yes... Gary Koenig.
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04-11-2025 17:48 by Ignatz
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Take a moment and collect your thoughts. You almost have a full set.
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04-11-2025 17:43
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"Go away kid ya bother me"
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04-11-2025 16:03
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And to whoever wrote that nice post, thank you from the bottom of my heart.