Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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Today I asked SIRI to recommend an apple product I can afford. She replied Apple Juice.
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06-30-2024 03:39
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How did Jesus find guys named: Peter, John, James, Matthew, Andrew, Phillip, Thomas, and Simon in the Middle East?
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06-29-2024 23:24 by BBB
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I still miss that part of 2020 when it was illegal for people to come near me
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How to blow a blind date: Look at the menu, make your eyes huge and say, "I think I'll just have some water."
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06-29-2024 19:41
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Ive never seen a Dragon with fruit on it...
I think its a scam by" big fruit " to get more $$$
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I don't know why hetero guys my age are so down on gays. Most of their wives look like men anyway.
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06-28-2024 06:53
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Memorizing pot hole locations is a must where I'm from.
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With all the bioengineering going on, why don't they cross egg-laying chickens with dairy cows? It'd save a step when making French toast.
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06-27-2024 09:28 by MF
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People who work in customer service should be allowed to fight one customer per day.
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You know, if you name your kid Jeeves. You've pretty much mapped out his career.
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06-26-2024 12:38
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