Funny Status Messages and Tweets

   I'm Sychic and I know what you're thinking right now. You're thinking I spelled psychic wrong.

   Harvesting work from paperclips

   Zero by dividing.

   I'm electrineering the engineers.

   If ignorance is bliss, you must be ecstatic at all times.

   Did you develop your personality in a car crash?

   What doesn’t kill you disappoints the rest of us.

   You could have been an extra in Chernobyl.

   Just saw your picture on social media, and you look like a “before” picture.

   Don’t worry, someday the other one will drop.