jackson Funny Status Messages

   wondering if Michael Jackson's Heart was telling the Defibrillator to just Beat It?

   Undertakers have announced that now michael Jackson has died he's gonna be melted down to make toys, so the kids can play with him for a change!

   Thinks that since Michael Jackson was 90% plastic, they should melt him down and turn him into Legos so little kids can play with him for a change.

   I heard Michael Jackson actually died of food poisoning... Apparently they found some 12 year old nuts in his mouth.

   knows when Farrah got to heaven, God asked her if she had any last wishes. She said she wanted all of the children of the world to be safe. So God killed Michael Jackson.

   says the show must go on...please move on...enough of michael jackson in my news feed...

   just discovered that in Wingdings 2, the letters "M" and "J" are a white glove and a black hand. Michael Jackson conspiracy theory number 1...

   am I the only person who thinks Michael Jackson isn't dead ..... he's just hiding with Elvis.

   wondering ... When Weird Al Yankovic dies, will they do a parody of Michael Jackson's memorial?

   happy that the "balloon boy" is safe...for a minute there I thought maybe Michael Jackson ordered carry-out from heaven!

   THANK GOD THEY FOUND BALLOON BOY! THOUGHT MICHAEL JACKSON WAS ORDERING TAKE OUT FROM HEAVEN.

   out like janet jackson's right nipple! g'nite! =)

   Taylor Swift wins over MICHAEL JACKSON?!? Where the heck is Kanye when you need him!

   Move like Michael Jackson, Tonight on BBC 3, Is a contest,to find out who can move like Micheal Jackson....Am I alone in thinking,that really all the winner needs to do,is lie down & be still for half an hour ?

   Michael jackson hasnt been this stiff since Mucully Culkin spent the night at Neverland ranch..

   Heidi Montag + Micheal Jackson = Amy Winehouse.

   the difference between michael jackson and acne is that acne waits till your twelve to come all over your face

   a fear of heights: Jackson Heights, Crown Heights, Washington Heights

   prays to God "Give us Michael Jackson back, take Justin Beiber instead"

   Dear god, please can we swap Justin Beiber for someone with some actual talent?.. say Michael Jackson would be good...