Funny Status Messages and Tweets

   wondering if she should make an effort and pass her exams in case the world isnt ending in 2012

   Press Ctrl+W to see something really amazing

   It's a great day for Sarah Palin. She was hired as a commentator for Fox News. She signed a multi-year contract, which means she'll probably quit after a year

   enjoying a great drinking game - I'm watching ESPN and taking a drink every time a player says "you know" during an interview.

   Leroy Jethro Gibbs>American Idol

   The White House Tuesday argued "President Barack Obama's "steady diplomacy" had made America stronger and renewed its moral authority in his first year in office"..............WOW that kool aide they drink IS Powerful STUFF!!

   not a 'geek'. He's an 'intellectual bad ass', thank you very much.

   Negro! Anyone offended?

   Something smells in Washington...I think they have a little B.O. problem...

   "Yo! FaShizzle.....Muthaf****r".......that's what one sounds like.

   HAPPY his cell phone contract will be over on Dec. 21st 2012..... I'm keeping that date open on my Mayan Calender to do some phone shopping....

   can't stop sneezing because I'm allergic to your BS....

   ♬ ♫ ♪ ılıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llılı ♪ ♫ ♬

   Booze in the answer... dont remember the question

   a 77 year old Miami man dies of hypothermia for the first time ever. UPDATE: 1 million senior citizens piled up on rafts floating to Cuba .

   Finally warm enough to wash Old Man winters "money shot" off my car.

   wondering when the hell did he become a morning person

   not having any fun unless he is doing something immoral, illegal, dangerous, or fattening.

   I don't want to gain the whole world, and lose my soul

   stuck on band aids because band aids stick on me.