Funny Status Messages and Tweets

   Way to "muss" the point? You're on a roll aren't ya? Ret*rd 🤭

   Way to muss the point. Not bad for a Canuck Rusky Com... ee

   Maybe we need a 100% tariff on microphones to prevent idiots from doing podcasts.

   If this were real life, you'd be beaten so bad, you'd starve to death doing backflips 🤡

   Are you just mad because kids in Texas are now getting admitted to hospital in droves from Vitamin A poisoning thanks to that RFK quack? Oh come on. Where's your sense of humor? We think it's f*cking hilarious 🤣

   Single quotation marks are used to indicate a quotation within a quotation. That's not what you did. Jesus Christ you dumbf*cks make it easy for me.

   In fact, let's take it a step further. You only used one individual quotation mark the first time you used the word. Then the second time, you started with a proper quotation mark, but then didn't complete it with the second one.

   Ummm, "world's" not "world's. You forgot the second quotation mark. Nice attempt though.

   The 'world's', not the "worlds. I didn't include the possibility of other inhabited planets, although you and Koening would qualify. Back to remedial English class, you ignoramus.

   Weekend Update on SNL literally skinned M^G^ nutcases alive tonight. So good 😂

   This is getting boring. It's like beating up a butterfly with only one wing.

   The "worlds"? Wow. That's a lot of people. I believe there's over, 8 billion people on the planet now? HOW small is your world? I knew it. You live in a basement, and you never go outside. I F*CKING KNEW IT!!!! 😂 Aren't you tired of getting owned?

   It's a tie in the race for the world's biggest whackoffs between the Dum-o-Crat and GaryKoenig

   Suddenly, people who can't pay back their student loans are now experts on tariffs and the stock market.

   I'm arguing with a cretin who gets his information from Facebook posts

   HE USED CHAT GPT TO WORK OUT THE TARIFFS!!!! 🤣 Everyone knows now. How humiliating! LMFAO

   The reality is that F○x News has completely removed their live stocks ticker because the market is completely disintegrating and they're embarrassed, you uneducated dingbat 😂

   Brains are awesome! I wish everyone had one.

   i like my men like I like my coffee. not that hot but still making me anxious

   The reality is that F○x News has rarely included a live stocks ticker.