Funny Status Messages and Tweets

   drinking beers with his peers

   purposely pouring water on Gremlins

   faking the smile with the coffee to go

   "liking the sun, and the letter in between it"

   """remember JESUS LOVES YOU... It's everyone else who thinks you're an idiot."""

   playing Russian roulette with an automatic pistol

   fresh out of batteries but still making noise

   Despised or idolized... either way I'm recognized!

   "Living in the realm of thought, in my own world far away"

   "gonna get rich, or die trying"

   Judge me all you want... just keep the verdict to yourself

   "Too many freaks, not enough circuses"

   running with scissors... makes me feel dangerous!

   "thinking life's allot like super Mario bros, gotta slay a few dragons to get to the princess"

   ..forget subway..I got your five dollar foot long right here baby...

   in a PBS world with a MTV mind

   running out of places to hide the bodies...

   "the Doctor of Death, and I have come to cure you of your life."

   a genius. I can talk and listen to myself at the same time!

   making cows laugh and watching milk run out their nose