Funny Status Messages and Tweets

Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.

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peeing in your Garden

←Rate | 11-24-2008 16:49 by Prashant Comments (0)

connecting his drainage to your bath tub...

←Rate | 11-24-2008 16:42 by Prashant Comments (0)

going places just as soon as he gets out of this freaking bed

←Rate | 11-24-2008 15:04 by Benboy Comments (0)

one beer short of a six pack

←Rate | 11-23-2008 19:06 by Michael Comments (0)

whistling a merry tune

←Rate | 11-22-2008 18:12 Comments (0)

planning to streak on The Today Show.

←Rate | 11-21-2008 00:25 by Jillilah Comments (0)

thinks the best cats are those that are stuck to my tire.

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←Rate | 11-20-2008 11:57 Comments (0)

wonders where Puff the Magic Dragon gets the good stuff

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←Rate | 11-20-2008 11:55 Comments (0)

"would like ""Bailouts for millionaires"" for 700 billion, Alex. "

←Rate | 11-20-2008 11:48 Comments (0)

immeasurably happy'

←Rate | 11-20-2008 03:30 Comments (0)

"kid tested, mother approved "

←Rate | 11-19-2008 22:41 Comments (0)

regretting all their wasted time on my space

←Rate | 11-19-2008 20:59 Comments (0)

more frustrated than an Amish electrician

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←Rate | 11-18-2008 22:33 by Kevin The Plumber Comments (0)

allergic to liars

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←Rate | 11-18-2008 18:46 by Preeti Comments (0)

thinks you are wasting her time

←Rate | 11-18-2008 18:44 Comments (0)

wants you and your beautiful soul

←Rate | 11-18-2008 18:36 Comments (0)

what she said

←Rate | 11-16-2008 21:42 Comments (0)

"likes it when people call him ""kitten"" "

←Rate | 11-15-2008 12:14 Comments (0)

alive

←Rate | 11-15-2008 10:54 by Fudgey Fingers Comments (0)

phoning a friend

←Rate | 11-15-2008 03:17 by Sparkle Your Space Comments (0)