Funny Status Messages and Tweets

Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.

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essential to a balanced diet

←Rate | 01-30-2009 21:42 Comments (0)

"used to have superpowers, but hisher therapist took them away. "

←Rate | 01-30-2009 18:08 Comments (0)

what's for dinner

←Rate | 01-30-2009 17:19 Comments (0)

"an absolute, undoubtable, indescribable vision of awesome. "

←Rate | 01-29-2009 23:47 Comments (0)

"trying to find a better ""status""... "

←Rate | 01-29-2009 22:04 Comments (0)

very rich

←Rate | 01-29-2009 11:04 by X Comments (0)

thinks your tractor's sexy

←Rate | 01-26-2009 23:09 Comments (0)

thought of it before you did.

←Rate | 01-26-2009 22:26 Comments (0)

nobody. NOBODY is perfect. Therefore X is perfect.

←Rate | 01-25-2009 04:54 by Kels!e Comments (0)

and Fabio are now friends.

←Rate | 01-24-2009 12:40 Comments (0)

"checking Facebook while on vacation, what a loser. "

←Rate | 01-24-2009 12:37 Comments (0)

hungry like the wolf.

←Rate | 01-24-2009 12:30 Comments (0)

99% fat free

←Rate | 01-23-2009 22:37 by Adam Comments (0)

friends in low places.

←Rate | 01-23-2009 17:48 by Brian Comments (0)

gonna live forever... or die trying!

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←Rate | 01-22-2009 15:35 by Nlzbthpg Comments (0)

hacked your Facebook

←Rate | 01-22-2009 13:15 Comments (0)

at the gym pretending to get a good workout.

←Rate | 01-20-2009 17:31 by Slick Comments (0)

partying like a rock star.

←Rate | 01-19-2009 22:33 Comments (0)

up to no good.

←Rate | 01-19-2009 18:52 Comments (0)

with the girl next door

←Rate | 01-19-2009 15:17 Comments (0)