Funny Status Messages and Tweets

   dimanna word

   A latte

   Chapel of Anticipation elden ring

   Elden ring

   Ikai horror game

   Lochore meadows

   Everybody's a little bit crazy... It's just that some of us aren't afraid to take it out for a walk in public.

   Hey guys, if you don't tell your woman she's beautiful, a Pakistani on Facebook will.

   If you unfriend me and then later decide to send me another friend request, there will be a $29.99 reconnection fee.

   I told the bank manager that I wanted to open a joint account. He asked who with? I said, "The customer with the most money".

   I renamed my toilet Jim instead of John.. people are really impressed when I tell them I go to the Jim several times a day

   My boss asked me to write down two things I liked about my job. Apparently lunch time and quitting time are not the right answers.

   NASA plans on looking for water on other planets besides Mars..... I would drink water from other planets. I’m not sure about water from Uranus, though .

   Deowent 12345

   I'm stepping down from my position as an adult. It turns out this isn't for me but I appreciate the opportunity.

   Why did God make Adam before Eve? To give Adam a chance to speak.

   There. Summer is over. Hope you're happy you pumpkin spice loving psychos.

   I swear I can feel my brain buffering... please hold while I load my next thought!

   Q. How does a non-binary kill someone? A. They slash Them

   It's finally October! Which means all of the cobwebs and dust in my house just became Halloween decorations.