Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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I'll take 2 electronics over easy with a side of home fries, bacon, and pancakes, please.
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04-09-2025 12:36
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You wanted cheaper eggs, and instead you got a 104% increase in the price of your electronics π
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04-09-2025 11:56
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He doesn't know what his is doing. He's a conman and the jig is up.
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04-09-2025 11:51
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The Dow is down. Not the stocks, Tony Dow from Leave It To Beaver.
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04-09-2025 10:34
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I can't berieve the plice of Peking Duck!
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04-09-2025 09:45
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π΅ Chinee foo, Chinee foo, onry Musk and Trump can afford Chinee foo! π΅
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04-09-2025 09:44
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How much will the Kung Pao Chicken combination dinner with pork fried rice and egg rollcost now???
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04-09-2025 09:42
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The USA. Trump's 7th bankruptcy.
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04-09-2025 09:40
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Cadet Bone Spurs who dodged the draft FIVE TIMES and refused to serve our country, has not earned a military parade for his birthday. This isn't North Korea. The $92 million should go to our Veterans.
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04-09-2025 09:36
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Maybe we should start listening to the economists and business leaders, and not the guy who went bankrupt 6 times π₯
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04-09-2025 09:30
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Why do you people reply and engage in petty name calling with these anti Trumpers? Because we're proving that you're all just a bunch of f*cking sheep and in a cult π€‘ and you're just starting to realize it.
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04-09-2025 09:06
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Nothing screams efficiency like a $1 TRILLION defense budget and a $92 MILLION
parade to celebrate Dumps birthday. DOGE was a complete con. You've all been conned π€‘
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04-09-2025 09:04
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Why do you people reply and engage in petty name calling with these anti Trumpers? You are in charge for at least the next 3 1/2 years. Enjoy it!!! Take joy in the fact that they wake up miserable every day. Donβt engage.
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04-09-2025 09:02
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I stand with China. π¨π³ The US facked around and now they're gonna find out.
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04-09-2025 09:00
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Kamala Harris just announced she's selling bibles and clothes and accessories and water and pens and shoes with her name on them. Because that's not weird or creepy at all, is it M^G^? π
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04-09-2025 08:55
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And it's "hear", not "here". You maggot idiot. F*ck you people are so stupid
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04-09-2025 08:51
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The reason gas prices have fallen is not positive. Oil prices and Treasury yields fell because there are concerns about economic growth going forward. If a person knew the first thing about economics, they would understand this, moron.
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04-09-2025 08:50
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I changed my mind. F*ck Trump.

Gas prices going down due to oil falling. lets here you whiners now.
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04-09-2025 07:03
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It's still hard to believe that this is all self-imposed. Everything that's happening right now wasn't the result of some foreign adversary destroying the country. You did this to yourselves by electing the dumbest motherfocker to ever rule a nation π€‘
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04-09-2025 00:49
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