Funny Status Messages and Tweets

   I'M GOING TO NEED ELON MUSK TO SEND ME A LIST OF FIVE REASONS WHY HIS PATHETIC ROCKET FAILED FOR THE 8TH TIME

   Don't quote me on this, but I would not be surprised if Trump and Putin have shared a sexual encounter in the past. Even just a mutual hand job. It's so obvious.

   TRUMP WAS HANDED AN AWESOME ECONOMY. THE BEST, BY FAR, POST-COVID ECONOMY OF ANY INDUSTRIALIZED NATION. HE WAS HANDED AN ECONOMY WITH EMPLOYMENT WAY UP, CONSUMER SPENDING WAY UP, THE MARKETS WAY UP, AND INFLATION WAY DOWN. AND NOW IT'S RUINED. OH WELL.

   "TRUMP WAS HANDED AN AWESOME ECONOMY. THE BEST, BY FAR, POST-COVID ECONOMY OF ANY INDUSTRIALIZED NATION. HE WAS HANDED AN ECONOMY WITH EMPLOYMENT WAY UP, CONSUMER SPENDING WAY UP, THE MARKETS WAY UP, AND INFLATION WAY DOWN. And in seven weeks ruined i

   JD Vance looks like a pedophile Care-Bear.

   Zelensky was the only person sitting in that Oval office not wearing make up LMAO

   It's so strange to think before Facebook, all this nonsense just stayed in people's heads.

   Newsflash to all the haters out there trying to hate on me: I'm not going anywhere!

   Dman does his father's asshole.

   Dman is a Dbag

   Dman is a tranny

   GaryKoenig needs to seriously go f**k himself

   Trans people need help.

   Remember when teachers used to say, "You won't have a calculator everywhere you go". Well, we showed them.

   The vast, vast majority of people on the planet recognize what a piece of human garbage he is. When are you going to wake up?

   I moved the clock up an hour before I went to bed last night and when I got up this morning it was still 1943

   Saw a UPS guy come out of the forest with a package. Guess a bear does ship in the woods.

   I wonder how many years it's been since she's let him see her naked

   I just read a list called "100 Things to do Before You Die". I was really surprised that "Yell for Help" wasn't one of them.

   The FAA & NASA have approved a manned launch of Elon Musk's Starship within the next week provided it's manned by Donald Trump.