Funny Status Messages and Tweets

   Here's a fact 🤡 he and his buddies made a fortune through insider trading which is now going to be meticulously investigated. You didn't make a penny lmao

   Did you know that 1 out of 3 F*GA supporters are as stupid as the other 2? 😂

   Man, those pesky facts making the 'crats' heads hurt. But keep trying. I'm entertained by your abject moronicism.

   I think I figured it out. F*GA just love getting f*cked up the ass. They love it. Just bent over those barrels screaming "give it to me harder daddy".

   Jesus Christ on a pogo stick. You're actually still defending him! You people really are f*cking nuts.

   He didn’t back down on anything. 70+ countries have reached out to negotiate trade deals, which is exactly what he wanted. Those countries have had tariffs limited to only 10% for 90 days pending a negotiation.

   You don’t have to be a brilliant economist to realize this was market manipulation. The rich just got richer, and regular Americ*ns lost trillions. But go on. Keep defending him.

   Dump means it, or doesn't mean it, or didn't mean it but now means it, or he meant it but now doesn't mean he meant it, or he didn't mean he meant it but now doesn't mean he means it, or he does, or he doesn't, or maybe he's a stupid f*cking lying cvnt

   He makes a stupid decision. Something really bad happens. He reverses his stupid decision. He convinces his sheep that the problem is magically solved thanks to him. And like the morons they are, they all f*cking believe him 😂

   "You people are so stupid." ~ D. Trump. (to all his fans)

   Americ*ns are being conned left right and center. And they don't even realize it. Well, they're starting too....

   Big investigation to see how much insider training was done. This is huge.

   As much as I kinda sorta like Trump, I have to say that by all appearances, he caved to a degree (not a complete fold... there are still tariffs) under pressure. It was the right move.

   "You people are so stupid." ~ D. Trump

   HE FOLDED AGAIN!!!! 😂 And markets are surging NOT because his strategy worked, but because he finally threw in the towel on a trade war he NEVER had control over.

   Economists are saying that there's a good chance that Trump can grow back the economy in the same way he grew back his ear.

   F*ck those ju baztids.

   The jig is up. A double entendre meaning the niqqer is se#ually aroused.

   5 ants rented an apartment with another 5 ants. Now they're tenants.

   "I'll take 2 electronics over easy with a side of home fries, bacon, and pancakes, please." China thanks you 🇨🇳