Funny Status Messages and Tweets

   We're completely fine with fetus killing. As long as they're US fetuses. Because they're unimportant and irrelevant. It's like the Michael Jackson song. Kill em all, make the world a better place, for you and for me and the entire human race 🎵

   Waltz claims the journalist number must've gotten "sucked" into his phone. He then asked Siri, "How can I suck the journalist off?" Such an amazing clownshow. So much comedy. So much humor. Thank you rapeublicans for this amazing gift 😂

   What up?

   Yeh. He's definitely a Canuck.

   Who'd brag that they're from Russ¡a?

   It’s bizarre how the party of 'inclusiveness' rejects 'Trumpers', straight people, or anyone who dares to think differently, and instead favors fetus killing and not deporting illegals.

   I don't want Canada or Greenland. I want Pizza, Pu$$y, and Football.(Not soccer. They teach roosters how to play that exercise in boredom.)

   Hurry up and respond with one of your schooyard insults, cuck! Be a good dog. C'mon, just one before we give you time to catch up on all those handjobs at the local jail for rent money 😂

   We'll be back next week to sh*t on your country again 🤣

   Look at this little f*ggot trying to keep up 😂 Got bullied again at the local bar last night by real men who actually know how to please a woman? We own you now. You, are our b*tch LOL

   There he goes again. Another comment referencing incest. Must be a thing over there.

   Россия... Канада... оба коммунисты.

   What game do you wanna play... 'B@lls on Chin?' The only words spoken by the pedoprez in 3 months to his son Barron 😂

   Oh, look. Some little man discovered a translate app.

   What game do you wanna play... 'B@lls on Chin?'

   Psssssst Сейчас мы потратим несколько минут, чтобы узнать, кто вы и где вы живете, и поиграем с вами.

   нам плевать на Канаду, ебать Канаду

   Если ты до сих пор не понял, что мы русские и гордимся этим, то ты реально тупой 🇷🇺

   I know you're Canadian, daddyf**ker.

   SNL, Kimmel, Fallon, The Daily Show, Meyers, Colbert... Each has an audience share of .12 to .15. That's a joke. Maher has a bigger audience, but he's actually a moderate, you misinformed dolt.