Funny Status Messages and Tweets

   You've heard the term 'stolen valor'... GaryKoenig has 'stolen humor.'

   Canucks are creepy weirdos relegated to the USA's attic.

   Canuck corn holed Biden

   Canuck is a blowboy

   Canuck gives skull to GaryKoenig

   Canuck likes fried hockey boogie.

   GaryKoenig and Canuck have the blues. They blue each other.

   he actually golfing with Sauudi royal family instead of attending the transfer of 4 US soldiers who died in Lithuania? As his BS tariffs are sending stocks PLUMMETING for the second day? He literally doesn't give a damn about us. We've been duped.

   F News has removed Stock Market numbers from their ticker. I wonder why?

   Look. Anyone can make a mistake. When President Trump imposed a 10% tariff on penguins, he innocently thought they were retired nuns.

   I wonder if the people paying $300 for a colon cleanse even know about Taco Bell's $4.99 deal.

   "We will sign a new trade agreement with the European Union and work to further diversify our trade to other ex-U.S. Partners." Mexico President Claudia Sheinbaum. Atta girl 🇲🇽

   If tariffs are so bad, why does the rest of the world impose them on the U.S.?

   "90% of Japanese cars are made in Japan." Before being called back to the stage after forgetting to actually sign the document. Donald Tr🤡mp (Stable Genius) April 2nd, 2025

   "90% of Japanese cars are made in Japan." Before being called back to from the stage after forgetting to actually sign the document. Donald Tr🤡mp (Stable Genius) April 2nd, 2025

   The USA is embarrassed that you're a citizen.

   I'm so embarrassed to be a US citizen now.

   You know who sukks? The Allman Brothers.

   Cory Booker, Wow, 25 hrs no food, you’re up there with Gandhi

   In ancient civilizations, marriage was often seen as a contractual agreement between families, with the bride sometimes considered property. It's kinda the same nowadays except when it ends, the groom loses his property.