Funny Status Messages and Tweets

   First rule of family gatherings, always bring your own vehicle so you can leave when you want.

   Yes,but Where on Eileen ?

   Anyone under 6ft 4 who wants to use an Umbrella in a crowd should have to do a cour

   Black Friday special!!! Stay at home and save 100%.

   Dear 11-21-24 6:48, no one is trying break into any bathrooms its a bathroom not fort knox

   13% of the population represented by the media as 50%

   The 👎 blowboy needs a life.

   They use their skin color as an excuse. It's their lack of culture and animalistic behavior that actually defines them.

   Being human requires no apologies. Being a jerk does.

   I'm not a geologist so don't take me for granite.