Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter, I stayed on the couch with my snacks getting fatter 
Hot older men in your area want to know if you've been playing with the thermostat.
If smoking weed causes short term memory loss then what does smoking weed do?
For the ladies still waiting for their prince on a white horse, don't give up! With the recent rises in fuel, it can happen any second now!
The Joker is safely behind bars. The batmobile's wheels are operational. Robin is a human male, incapable of laying an egg. And I bathe every day!
I love waving at random people because you know the rest of the day they're trying to figure out who the heck you were!
When I was a kid we didn't have Facebook. We had a drunk uncle.
Ok, I'm ready for rich people problems. I've mastered broke people problems, so I'd like to move to the next level please.
Whoever lost the iPhone 17 in front of Walmart this morning, STOP CALLING MY NEW PHONE !!!
Strangely the guy who invented the Ferris wheel and the guy who invented the Merry Go Round never met. Apparently they traveled in different circles. 