Funny Status Messages and Tweets

   Anyone under 6ft 4 who wants to use an Umbrella in a crowd should have to do a cour

   Black Friday special!!! Stay at home and save 100%.

   Dear 11-21-24 6:48, no one is trying break into any bathrooms its a bathroom not fort knox

   13% of the population represented by the media as 50%

   The 👎 blowboy needs a life.

   They use their skin color as an excuse. It's their lack of culture and animalistic behavior that actually defines them.

   Being human requires no apologies. Being a jerk does.

   I'm not a geologist so don't take me for granite.

   In an effort to repay her $20 million campaign debt, Kamala Harris has scheduled a fight with Jake Paul.

   Thanksgiving is just around the corner. Don't forget to set your scales back 10 pounds.