Funny Status Messages and Tweets

Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.

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   messageicon Will this raise the price on a Chinese massage parlor
←Rate | 04-11-2025 19:04 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Em htiw ssem ot seirt ereh no esle enoyna ro uoy fi neppah ot gniog si tahw s'taht esuaC. sregnarts etelpmomc tuoba parc gniklat rof uoy fo tuo dekcik parc eht nettog reve uoy evaH !ztangI yeH
←Rate | 04-11-2025 18:13 by GaryKoenig Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hello, short bus? I found your missing passenger. Thats right, yes... Gary Koenig.
←Rate | 04-11-2025 17:48 by Ignatz Comments (0)  


   messageicon Take a moment and collect your thoughts. You almost have a full set.
←Rate | 04-11-2025 17:43 Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Go away kid ya bother me"
←Rate | 04-11-2025 16:03 Comments (0)  


   messageicon And to whoever wrote that nice post, thank you from the bottom of my heart.
←Rate | 04-11-2025 13:39 by GaryKoenig Comments (0)  


   messageicon You may not like my posts, but guess what??? I'm here to stay. So deal with it!
←Rate | 04-11-2025 13:37 by GaryKoenig Comments (0)  


   messageicon There's no "might" about not liking Koenig's posts. They're played, sophomoric, and not funny. Not as bad as the one's on page 1 though. They simply $u<k.
←Rate | 04-11-2025 13:30 Comments (0)  


   messageicon You might not like Koenigs posts but he’s the only one here using the page as intended now. It’s 99.9% triggered crap now. Get a life people.
←Rate | 04-11-2025 09:49 Comments (0)  


   messageicon What happened to the funny posts ?
←Rate | 04-10-2025 12:36 Comments (0)  



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