Funny Status Messages and Tweets

   What happened to the funny posts ?

   You might not like Koenigs posts but he’s the only one here using the page as intended now. It’s 99.9% triggered crap now. Get a life people.

   There's no "might" about not liking Koenig's posts. They're played, sophomoric, and not funny. Not as bad as the one's on page 1 though. They simply $u<k.

   You may not like my posts, but guess what??? I'm here to stay. So deal with it!

   And to whoever wrote that nice post, thank you from the bottom of my heart.

   "Go away kid ya bother me"

   Take a moment and collect your thoughts. You almost have a full set.

   Hello, short bus? I found your missing passenger. Thats right, yes... Gary Koenig.

   Em htiw ssem ot seirt ereh no esle enoyna ro uoy fi neppah ot gniog si tahw s'taht esuaC. sregnarts etelpmomc tuoba parc gniklat rof uoy fo tuo dekcik parc eht nettog reve uoy evaH !ztangI yeH

   Will this raise the price on a Chinese massage parlor

   ?elohssa ruoy tuo eta rehtomdnarg ruoy sa dettun reve uoy evaH ...gineoKyraG ekaf ,yeH

   Jealousy is a terrible disease, Gary. Get well soon.

   Good night haters!!!!!

   Heard any good jokes lately? Probably not here.

   Carmelo Anthony will be judged by a jury of his peers. By peers, they mean niqqers who who compromise 13% of the population yet commit 60% of all violent crimes.

   Remember when funny stuff was here? I don’t think even Pepperidge Farm does.

   If you get on an airplane nowadays, you're out of your mind.

   Life is full of disappointments, and I just added you to the list.

   It ain't the dems. It's dem niqqers.

   Coffee doesn’t make the world go round, but it sure makes the ride more bearable