Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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The only thing you're seeing is your own reflection.
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04-08-2025 17:39
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If you are confused by the tariffs, here are two messages directly from the White House. 1.The tariffs are real, and there will be no negotiating, period. 2. Look, weβre not going to rule out making deals. π It's being run by such incompetent idiots.
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04-08-2025 20:56
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"I can see you now. 300lbs, 38D cups, and no pecker." DUDE, you have the weirdest motherf*cking fantasies.
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04-08-2025 21:05
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It's like talking to a brain damaged parrot.
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04-08-2025 21:36
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Aww poor baby! What's the matter? Do you have such low self-esteem that you deliver cheap insults to complete strangers online, make up crap, and make fake profiles online? The only thing you're looking at is your own reflection in the mirror.
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04-08-2025 22:14
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The notion that all these great jobs are gonna fly back to us is complete nonsense. We don't want these low paying manufacturing jobs. And the entire strategy is completely dividing this administration. WTF did I vote for? This is a disaster.
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04-08-2025 23:07
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It's still hard to believe that this is all self-imposed. Everything that's happening right now wasn't the result of some foreign adversary destroying the country. You did this to yourselves by electing the dumbest motherfocker to ever rule a nation π€‘
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04-09-2025 00:49
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Gas prices going down due to oil falling. lets here you whiners now.
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04-09-2025 07:03
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I changed my mind. F*ck Trump.

The reason gas prices have fallen is not positive. Oil prices and Treasury yields fell because there are concerns about economic growth going forward. If a person knew the first thing about economics, they would understand this, moron.
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04-09-2025 08:50
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And it's "hear", not "here". You maggot idiot. F*ck you people are so stupid
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04-09-2025 08:51
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Kamala Harris just announced she's selling bibles and clothes and accessories and water and pens and shoes with her name on them. Because that's not weird or creepy at all, is it M^G^? π
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04-09-2025 08:55
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I stand with China. π¨π³ The US facked around and now they're gonna find out.
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04-09-2025 09:00
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Why do you people reply and engage in petty name calling with these anti Trumpers? You are in charge for at least the next 3 1/2 years. Enjoy it!!! Take joy in the fact that they wake up miserable every day. Donβt engage.
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04-09-2025 09:02
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Nothing screams efficiency like a $1 TRILLION defense budget and a $92 MILLION
parade to celebrate Dumps birthday. DOGE was a complete con. You've all been conned π€‘
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04-09-2025 09:04
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Why do you people reply and engage in petty name calling with these anti Trumpers? Because we're proving that you're all just a bunch of f*cking sheep and in a cult π€‘ and you're just starting to realize it.
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04-09-2025 09:06
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Maybe we should start listening to the economists and business leaders, and not the guy who went bankrupt 6 times π₯
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04-09-2025 09:30
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Cadet Bone Spurs who dodged the draft FIVE TIMES and refused to serve our country, has not earned a military parade for his birthday. This isn't North Korea. The $92 million should go to our Veterans.
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04-09-2025 09:36
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The USA. Trump's 7th bankruptcy.
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04-09-2025 09:40
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How much will the Kung Pao Chicken combination dinner with pork fried rice and egg rollcost now???
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04-09-2025 09:42
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