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   messageicon I was gonna tell a great M^G^ joke but there's at least 3 M^G^ cucks here and I don't want to have to explain the joke 3 times ðŸĪ“
←Rate | 04-07-2025 23:31 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'd suggest the cuck Canuck avoid breeding. His genetic pool is in dire need of chlorine.
←Rate | 04-07-2025 23:51 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm honored that the cuck Canuck stole the way I got around the censors by spelling it M^G^. You're welcome, oh ye of zero originality and mental acuity of a soap dish.
←Rate | 04-07-2025 23:56 Comments (0)  


   messageicon We can only blame ourselves for all the crime and violence today. We removed all the phone booths and now Superman has nowhere to change.
←Rate | 04-08-2025 05:30 by GaryKoenig Comments (0)  


   messageicon Yes, it's great to be a Flordia Gator!
←Rate | 04-08-2025 07:38 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Yes, it's great to be a Florida Gator!
←Rate | 04-08-2025 07:39 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Jeeziz, Koenig. Toss the stale '70s joke book already, you cheese merchant.
←Rate | 04-08-2025 09:18 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hey, Houston fans claiming the refs decided the game against Florida... you lost fair and square. The Gators got called for 2 technical fouls. 2!!! And you think there was bias?
←Rate | 04-08-2025 09:24 Comments (0)  


   messageicon .etis nwo sih no mih ot dednah ssa sih tog eh esuaceb stsop s'rehto no semit fo sderdnuh nottub nwod sbmuht eht kcilc naht od ot retteb gnihton sah gineoKyraG aka JT rooP
←Rate | 04-08-2025 09:27 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Two more F*GA (that's better anyways) individuals arrested yesterday for r*ping children.
←Rate | 04-08-2025 11:23 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Writing your posts backwards because your looking at your phone upside down while bent over the back of the couch getting ðŸĶī'd by your Can*ck neighbours Siber*an husky
←Rate | 04-08-2025 11:34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The clitoris has 1000 nerve endings. And it's still not as sensitive as the cuck here who apparently feels extremely threatened by Canada 😂
←Rate | 04-08-2025 11:42 Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Navarro is truly a moron. What he says here is demonstrably false." Elon Musk one hour ago. Navarro is the key White House trade advisor advocating for the tariffs. F^GA all turning on each other. It's f*cking hilarious 😂
←Rate | 04-08-2025 12:41 Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Navarro is truly a moron, dumber than a sack of bricks. What he says here is demonstrably false." Elon Musk one hour ago. Navarro is the key White House trade advisor advocating for the tariffs. F^GA all turning on each other. It's f*cking hilarious 😂
←Rate | 04-08-2025 12:43 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Niqqers... Low Impulse Control
←Rate | 04-08-2025 13:36 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Canada is USA lite
←Rate | 04-08-2025 13:37 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Writing your own posts backwards only shows your own immaturity and your lack of humor.
←Rate | 04-08-2025 14:33 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The USA is Canada's taint ðŸ’Đ
←Rate | 04-08-2025 14:43 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The JD intends to restore the gun rights of Mel Gibson, a personal friend of Dump, after he lost them due to a domestic violence conviction. Turns out not all Dump's friends are r*pists Some are just wife-beaters.
←Rate | 04-08-2025 14:44 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Backwards posts convey the message as intended while escaping the censors. But your cognition issues prevent you from comprehending anything substantive. I can see you now. 300lbs, 38D cups, and no pecker.
←Rate | 04-08-2025 16:18 Comments (0)  




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