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   messageicon His approval rating is going down faster than Melania on greaseball kiddie rock each time he wears his sequined Circus Ringleader Clown Suit.
←Rate | 04-06-2025 19:34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ret*rdlicans claiming the stock market was overly overbloated and it's a good thing it's crashing means Am*rican idi*ts are now at the "the B*den stock market was TOO high" phase of the M^G^ gaslighting.
←Rate | 04-06-2025 19:39 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Baron (nice f*cking name lmfaooooo) looks like a creepier and rapeier version of Jack Skellington.
←Rate | 04-06-2025 19:42 Comments (0)  


   messageicon You seem to be very well educated on the stuff you make up.
←Rate | 04-06-2025 21:40 Comments (0)  


   messageicon My grandmother once told me, "Sometimes you have to hug the people you don't like. That way you'll know how big to dig the hole in the back yard".
←Rate | 04-07-2025 05:39 by GaryKoenig Comments (0)  


   messageicon That's right. Pick on an autistic person.
←Rate | 04-07-2025 06:38 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Good morning, to the Canuck. He identifies as Brenda, uses Aquanet Hair Spray, wears white pumps in summer, and carries his bowling ball with pride as he exits the single wide trailer.
←Rate | 04-07-2025 08:00 Comments (0)  


   messageicon DON'T TOUC- my tax dollars, which were not intended for your pet projects and the corrupt, virtue-signaling Socialists who spew the garbage you all take as gospel. It’s not a slush fund and a money laundering operation through left-wing NGO's to make po
←Rate | 04-07-2025 11:38 Comments (0)  


   messageicon sllab ym skcus JT
←Rate | 04-07-2025 12:09 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I like our presidentand voted for him but this guy is hilarious is there anyone that's going to try to take him on because as much as I don't agree with him hes wiping the floor with some of you
←Rate | 04-07-2025 12:31 Comments (0)  


   messageicon M^G^ losers are going to be so broke after these tariffs kick in they're gonna have to start renting the libs instead of owning them. Ya'll must be worried about those trailer park rents as well 🤭
←Rate | 04-07-2025 16:53 Comments (0)  


   messageicon People aren't picking on Dump because he's autistic. People are picking on him because he's ret*rded. Big difference.
←Rate | 04-07-2025 16:54 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Supreme Court sides with Trump. Get the illegals outta here.
←Rate | 04-07-2025 20:17 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hate Niqqerz
←Rate | 04-07-2025 20:36 Comments (0)  


   messageicon !slacirtcele eht gnireenignE
←Rate | 04-07-2025 20:37 Comments (0)  


   messageicon !orez yb gnidivid
←Rate | 04-07-2025 20:39 Comments (0)  


   messageicon So, like... no one's talking about eggs anymore?
←Rate | 04-07-2025 20:45 Comments (0)  


   messageicon All his old billionaire buddies are starting to turn against him. This is gonna get so good 🍿 When he's finally dead, he's gonna go down as the worst prez in the history of the US.
←Rate | 04-07-2025 21:13 Comments (0)  


   messageicon BREAKING NEWS: DONALD T DRAWS MASSIVE CROWDS ------ of people who hate his f*cking guts 🤡
←Rate | 04-07-2025 21:19 Comments (0)  


   messageicon LOVED Kid Rock's suit! Ordered one for Halloween. Going as trans drag queen whose wanted gender reassignment surgery but keep getting turned down because I'm already missing testicles and my junk is so minuscule it could be inverted by a greasy Q-Tip 📏
←Rate | 04-07-2025 21:33 Comments (0)  




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