Funny Status Messages and Tweets

   I wonder if the people paying $300 for a colon cleanse even know about Taco Bell's $4.99 deal.

   Look. Anyone can make a mistake. When President Trump imposed a 10% tariff on penguins, he innocently thought they were retired nuns.

   F News has removed Stock Market numbers from their ticker. I wonder why?

   he actually golfing with Sauudi royal family instead of attending the transfer of 4 US soldiers who died in Lithuania? As his BS tariffs are sending stocks PLUMMETING for the second day? He literally doesn't give a damn about us. We've been duped.

   GaryKoenig and Canuck have the blues. They blue each other.

   Canuck likes fried hockey boogie.

   Canuck gives skull to GaryKoenig

   Canuck is a blowboy

   Canuck corn holed Biden

   Canucks are creepy weirdos relegated to the USA's attic.

   You've heard the term 'stolen valor'... GaryKoenig has 'stolen humor.'

   Mortgage rates are dropping. Thanks, President T.

   We're all gonna need lower mortgages seeing as our 401k's just became a 201k's.

   Since the 1970s, at least 26 women have publicly accused him of r*pe, kissing, and groping without consent; looking under women's skirts; and walking in on naked teenage pageant contestants. Then of course, there's 13 year old Katie Johnson.....

   Then of course there's the jury of HIS peers, finding him liable for sexually abusing advice columnist E. Jean Carroll in 1996. Can't forget about that one. Then of course, there's him being the worst "president" in the history of the United States....

   Many M^GA women are extremley flexible. This is true. They have to be, considering most M^G^ guys have trouble gettting it up. So she needs to do be able to do handstands against the wall so they can at least drop it in.

   SO many M^GA guys have beards. To hide that weak-assed jawless slope of a chin. Must take them 20 minutes to put on a f*cking pillow case 😂

   That should keep ya'll busy for the weekend.

   Question - is being a sexual deviant, pervert and a criminal a REQUIREMENT for joining M^GA? Look up Jonathan Braun. Yet another one of DT's buddies whose sentence he commuted, who has been rearrested for numerous assaults and crimes against children.

   The sleepy, old guy saw nine straight quarters of record stock gains and job growth. The smartest businessman in the world fvcked it all up in eight weeks.