Funny Status Messages and Tweets

   RIP Mainstream Media.

   "Oh, so that's what they meant by Silent Majority!" -------- Hillary Clinton

   Other than the economy, climate, civil rights, and security, we're going to be fine.

   I truly cannot visualize the rambling, incoherent creature I saw at the debates now addressing the nation from the Oval Office.

   After all that has happened this year all we need now is Dallas Cowboys win Super Bowl!!!!

   You hoes saying you're leaving America but can't even leave your boyfriend after he's cheated on you 32 times

   Man, there's a lot of people here suffering from advanced butt hurt. Do we need to call a whambulance for you?

   It's a good day to be a privileged white man.

   I feel sorry for Bill Clinton, now he'll never become the First Lady! :p

   Hey BLM, dont worry. We havent forgetten about you clowns

   Why are all the good open-minded liberals moving to Canada? What's wrong with Mexico? If we look at the map, it appears Mexico is about the same distance from the U.S. as Canada. So what's up?

   "STOP LAUGHING AT US!" - Americans to the rest of the world

   Show me your birth certificate Donald Trump.

   first day of Trump Preisdency and already racism is spreading. Everyone is talking about how unreliable the Poles are.

   Dieting is all about portion control. You want that Big Mac? Go ahead! One bite a day.

   If I were gay Mike Pence would scare me more than Trump...

   Rudy Giuliani is a potential Attorney General. The non-fat yogurt industry is in great peril.,

   Meanwhile, female Asian voters are upset over a disappointing erection.

   Let the pain and suffraging begin.

   I wonder how Donald Trump would feel if some entitled billionaire playboy grabbed one of his daughters by the P word.