Funny Status Messages and Tweets

   It's so cold in Manhattan even Iggy is freezing.

   I'm going to be nice in describing the woman eHarmony matched me up with. Since it occupies the area in front of the head, it must be a face.

   GO BRONCOS!!!!!!

   Snow in the south is rare alright... But not as rare as a BCS Championship in the north.

   To my beautiful friends in Denver. You have London by your side today. Go Broncos!

   GO SEAHAWKS!

   Sorry,Philip Seymour Hoffman, hard to say RIP to someone who was so talented,directing 2 films, employing several people, having the world by the tail and to end up being found in a hotel with a needle in his arm.

   Missed it by that much. I had Phillip Michael Thomas in the celebrity deadpool...

   So Pete saw his shadow today...that means 6 more feet of winter right???

   I had a blind girlfriend. Her name was ::.::..:..:::. .::.:...:::.: .

   Pam Oliver looks like Oprah.

   I just read that Kanye West is furious at "Vogue" for putting Lena Dunham on the cover instead of Kim Kardashian. Also making Kanye West furious? Umbrellas, garden gnomes, unicorns, public parks, extension cords, pita bread, Diet Coke..

   I bet Philip Sees more Coffins...."drops mic, gives crowd the middle finger and walks off stage

   says looks like Phil won't be seeing anymore of his shadow anymore....PHILip Seymour Hoffman that is.

   B-R-O-N-C-O-S

   What time does the Puppy Bowl start??

   Dear Americans, you think Obama is bad? google 'Jacob Zuma' - South Africans

   To save money, the other networks should just shut down tonight.

   Does it bother anyone else to see so many men excited about watching other men in tights??

   This holiday season, please keep the 'Groundhog' in Groundhog Day.