Funny Status Messages and Tweets

   Hey Osama, must suck when you wake up in Hell & realize those 70 virgins were not women after all, but 70 male virgins that are sooo ready to tear that ass up in Hell.

   Ok soo Wal-Mart is full of people buying beer and chips it looks like Bin Laden "Death" will be a national celebration! wooohoo can I hear the Fire Works?

   Hey Osama I hope you like guy's because I have 72 for you

   thinking...Am I the only one that finds it ironic that President Obama waited to interrupt network TV on Osama Bin Ladens death right before Donald Trump was about to fire someone on "The Celebrity Apprentice"?

   S/O to the death of Bin Laden!!! Word has it, he was at Bush house eating dinner & choked on a chicken wing!!!

   Sorry nobody seems to want to tell all the spanish people out there so allow me "Osama está muerto."

   justin bieber is still alive :(

   and now.. to Ollie Williams in the Black-u-breaking news room.. Ollie? OSAMA DEAD!!!!!

   Got Bin Laden AND interrupted Celebrity Apprentice? Win for Obama all around.

   Remember Hitler in the movie Little Nicky?.... I figure right about now Osama Bin Laden is getting his first pineapple.

   Obama = Winning

   I wonder how Kate and the Prince are doing right now, since the news has been taken off of them for a dead guy.

   Hide and seek undefeated Champion, Osama Bin Laden 2001-2011!

   hoping the death of Osama Bin Laden means I cen get on a plane without getting fondled by a TSA agent.

   think it "Has Bin" a Blast!

   If Ashton Kutcher pops up right now and says "You just got Punk'd"... Ima be so pissed!

   I can't believe I'm eagerly waiting to hear Obama speak and tell me something other than his resignation.

   I bet Obama is mad he had to put that suit back on!

   Does this mean diaper prices are going down...?

   Amazing in the same week he finds his birth certificate and bin Laden