Funny Status Messages

   Dear 11-21-24 6:48, no one is trying break into any bathrooms its a bathroom not fort knox

   Poke her in the coong-coong here we go.

   Kinda ironic that the head of united healthcare dies form a shot. 🤣🤣 too soon ?

   Not sure what Dems love more now….TDS…or TDA.

   My angel sent from above. <3

   Not sure who's gonna win this years presidential election, but two people who are going to be in my cabinet will be, Jack Daniels and Jim Beam....

   I told the bank manager that I wanted to open a joint account. He asked who with? I said, "The customer with the most money".

   Elden ring

   A latte

   dimanna18 word

   What is the fastest way to calm a woman down when she is angry?

   "I used to think that my life was a cringe compilation, but now, I realize it's a try not to laugh challenge."

   Aint no hate like Christian love.

   I tried to play hide and seek. I was winning until the cops let the K9 off the leash.

   нам плевать на Канаду, ебать Канаду

   Kurt Vonnegut's, Harrison Bergeron, is basically the screenplay for Idiocracy

   ✅Convoy & Control✅

   Due to popular demand, the Kansas City Chiefs are changing their name to the Kansas City Swifties.

   I renamed my toilet Jim instead of John.. people are really impressed when I tell them I go to the Jim several times a day

   Ikai horror game