Funny Status Messages

   Snow is merely rain, rain that doesn't go away. It hangs around for days and days.

   Some things are better left unsaid. Which I generally realize right after I have said them.

   The Inauguration attendees look they just got back from a Sunday morning Presbyterian Church service.

   I'm not as mean as I could be. And I want people to be more grateful for that.

   Guilty pleasure ...I absolutely am addicted to the show Pop the balloon or fund I mean find love .

   I'm not clutching pearls. But I did drop a few pearls on your wife's cleavage.

   I don't want Canada or Greenland. I want Pizza, Pu$$y, and Football.(Not soccer. They teach roosters how to play that exercise in boredom.)

   oglondam anime uwu

   About a year ago I told my friend there’s plenty of fish in the sea. He's been divorced 3 times..Last I heard he is still sitting there holding his damn rod.

   Menstruation? Should be called Men-Frustration at this point.

   Marked safe from the U.S. banning TikTok. Meanwhile, Canadians are over here wondering if we should just adopt your TikTok refugees

   It's every man's desire to have their butt kicked by a woman. I am living proof of that.

   Cats are nice

   Hurry up and respond with one of your schooyard insults, cuck! Be a good dog. C'mon, just one before we give you time to catch up on all those handjobs at the local jail for rent money 😂

   DreTec Funny Conundrum

   What do you call a snowman in July? ...a puddle

   Worshiping a piece of fabric is what life is all about.

   Cleaning

   I’ll be deep frying something later on, because Sunday is the lard’s day.

   Always hated going to doctor’s even when I’m at my sickest .. not that I don’t trust them … I just don’t feel like paying em!