love Funny Status Messages

   Marriage tip: If you're getting ready to go out in public with your wife, ask her, "Would you please put on some makeup?" This will help her understand that you are concerned with her appearance, and she will love you more for it.

   told my aunt I love cooking with my Instapot, and judging by these edible recipes she just sent me she may have misunderstood.

   Do I love my co workers ? No But are they really good at their job and make my life easier ? Also no

   Those who ignore my posts... may your crush fall in love with your best friend

   I think my song is "Let It Go" because whenever I mention love, they sing it.

   I love my robotic vacuum cleaner that saves so much time and effort!...as long as I don't have to spend like an hour looking for it under furniture or in corners or wherever it got stuck and died.

   Love Sunday bourbon but sometimes "message failed to send," is your four leaf clover

   I would love to incite a fight after a UB40 concert.

   Coors Light is like making love in a canoe. It's f--k-ng close to water.

   Not going to happen! I'm the king of lame comedy and I love it!