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   messageicon I wonder if Harvey Weinstein & Bill Cosby sit around swapping stories
←Rate | 10-12-2017 07:34 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon when you drop your iphone, remember that's gravity that makes the apple fall
←Rate | 07-30-2017 22:52 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon I was wearing glasses before it was a Snapchat filter...I'm a trendsetter
←Rate | 05-07-2017 04:05 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon when did the country's concern for money go from Wall Street to Sesame Street?
←Rate | 10-04-2012 04:30 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon the last time I visitied a gym I was being graded on it
←Rate | 11-24-2013 23:44 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wonder if Disney is gonna make the Epcot Center look like the Death Star now
←Rate | 11-01-2012 16:57 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon you never see the chihuahua in the Taco Bell commercials anymore...makes me wonder what's in those 99 cent burritos
←Rate | 01-04-2012 23:27 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon With the way humanity follows directions, I look for a lot of people to need a seeing eye dog soon
←Rate | 08-20-2017 19:13 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon wonders why the trojan condom was named after something that broke through a wall & let thousands of unwanted ppl in?...terrible product naming
←Rate | 11-03-2011 22:34 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon has anyone seen Steven Tyler lately?...that dude really does look like a lady
←Rate | 03-28-2012 19:23 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon i pirate so many songs & movies that I should download a boat
←Rate | 09-11-2012 17:04 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon if you are down & need a friend, call me...if you need to borrow money, the number you have dialed is no longer in service
←Rate | 11-11-2011 01:22 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon electrocuting the engineer
←Rate | 12-10-2012 21:56 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon didnt Mark Zuckerberg learn anything from Tom Anderson? the changes to myspace is what killed it
←Rate | 09-21-2011 17:52 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon notice how if a friend writes that something bad happened, someone lese "likes" the status?...they can say their kid is sick or their grandma dies but someone "likes" it...thats an asshole, not a friend
←Rate | 09-30-2012 02:17 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon i thoguht of a good halloween costume...rent the horse costume but only wear the back half...tell everyone "im my ex"
←Rate | 10-04-2011 18:52 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon so they asked Paula Deen if she ever said the "N" word.....i dont think she's ever used "nonfat"
←Rate | 06-21-2013 19:48 by Eddy Comments (2)  


   messageicon biggest lie women tell: be honest, I wont get mad
←Rate | 01-25-2012 05:11 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon on the tv show "cheers" they claim its the place "where everybody knows your name"...i don't think they sold many beers at the bar if they could recall names
←Rate | 10-19-2011 16:21 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon as much a chance with the ladies as a bird does flying safely through Arkansas
←Rate | 01-05-2011 19:52 by Eddy Comments (0)  



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