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I was drunk when I had my picture taken for my drivers license. That way, when the police pulls me over, I don't have to worry.
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Trying to forget someone you love is like trying to remember someone you never knew.
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you know, even black out drunk I can always remember where I should of stopped drinking.
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Hey I found your nose, it was in my business again..
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all I want for christmas is you... just kidding, get me diamonds.
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I just saved a bunch of money on car insurance by switching... my car into reverse and driving away from the accident.
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Nothing brings two people closer than the hatred of a third person.
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Sometimes you have to hurt someone's feelings just to let them understand how it felt when they hurt yours.
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I'm just tryin' to stay ahead of my shadow.
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