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   messageicon As a Russian-American, I can go on a murderous rampage and you people will have to look the other way, because your God, Trump, says so. Home of the free, yeah baby!
←Rate | 06-18-2018 14:06 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Damn! Trump really hates Mexicans!
←Rate | 06-18-2018 09:57 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Melania says she hates to see children separated from their parents at border. I say Trump should dump that stupid bytch.
←Rate | 06-17-2018 16:42 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Mexico beat Germany in today's soccer game. Trump must be real pissed.
←Rate | 06-17-2018 16:01 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Will there soon be a trump beach hotel in North Korea
←Rate | 06-14-2018 03:52 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The North Korean President is just meeting with the US President..He suddenly stood up and said . I Don't need this Crap.. .I'm going to the bathroom for a Trump...
←Rate | 06-11-2018 16:33 by Gerry Comments (1)  


   messageicon Say what you will about Trump, he sure is loyal to the country that elected him (Russia).
←Rate | 06-08-2018 23:57 Comments (1)  


   messageicon Justin Trudeau should have asked Donald Trump what year the War of 1812 took place.
←Rate | 06-06-2018 23:20 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If Donald Trump and Kim Jong Un break up again Taylor Swift’s gonna write a song about it.
←Rate | 06-01-2018 15:40 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Breaking: President Trump to meet and discuss foreign policy with the cash me outside girl
←Rate | 05-31-2018 02:30 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I would give a billon dollars to hear the audio of Donald Trump & Kim Kardashian attempting to have a policy discussion about prison reform.
←Rate | 05-31-2018 02:21 Comments (2)  


   messageicon One of Kim's buddies called Pence a dummy, so Trump cancelled the meeting. Not making that up. That literally happened. This is middle school-level drama.
←Rate | 05-25-2018 00:45 Comments (1)  


   messageicon If your kid graduates high school you were smart and voted for Trump.
←Rate | 05-21-2018 09:04 by Degree101 Comments (1)  


   messageicon I don't think trump had any collusion with the russians...... He's not that smart.
←Rate | 05-19-2018 00:22 Comments (0)  


   messageicon In Trump's opinion, his staff member who made fun of John McCain's terminal illness isn't a "traitor," but the people who told the press about it are.
←Rate | 05-15-2018 04:27 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Trump is such a horrible politician. I can't believe that he's actually doing what he promised he would do before the election.
←Rate | 05-12-2018 15:56 Comments (1)  


   messageicon Trump said the Iran agreement was the worst deal ever...... Guess he forgot his $130,000 deal with Stormy
←Rate | 05-12-2018 15:40 by HaHa Comments (0)  


   messageicon Trump needs to stop worrying about Mueller and start worrying about Giuliani
←Rate | 05-07-2018 04:56 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Now Kim Kardashian asks Trump to pardon her drug dealing grandmother. There is indeed method to Kanye West's madness.
←Rate | 05-03-2018 11:43 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Trump: Once stated in a speech "If you are innocent, why would you take the 5th amendnent." So he must think his lawyer Cohen is guilty.
←Rate | 04-30-2018 05:15 by HaHa Comments (2)  

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