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   messageicon It's amazing how President Trump can get most of his campaign promises done to Make America Great Again, get so many other things done, and STILL have time to play 100 rounds of golf. Makes me wonder what the hell Obummer did while in the White House?
←Rate | 03-17-2018 12:41 by Sparky739 Comments (0)  

   messageicon The only thing Trump has repealed and replaced is his staff.
←Rate | 03-17-2018 09:52 Comments (0)  

   messageicon 12/31/16 trump said that Obama played more golf than Tiger Woods. So far trump has played over 100 rounds of golf in his 14 months as president. Can trump be trying to break Obama's record of 333 rounds of golf in 8 years?
←Rate | 03-16-2018 23:28 by 25the45 Comments (16)  

   messageicon How long do you think Tomi Lahren will wait to start sending nudes to Donald Trump Jr?
←Rate | 03-16-2018 14:17 Comments (0)  

   messageicon *Will trump list the people on welfare or social services as dependents on his tax form
←Rate | 03-16-2018 06:46 Comments (1)  

   messageicon The Mexicans may not be happy with the building of trump's wall. But they will get over it.
←Rate | 03-16-2018 00:25 by Jake Comments (0)  

   messageicon Right Now: Fox News: Deadly bridge collapse in Miami. CNN: Trump witch hunt. MSLSD: Trump witch hunt.
←Rate | 03-15-2018 16:25 Comments (10)  

   messageicon The real reason Trump has fired so many people is, he really likes eating their going away cake.
←Rate | 03-15-2018 01:34 by Jake Comments (0)  

   messageicon Fun fact: Trump has been President for 407 days and he just spent his 100th day playing golf
←Rate | 03-11-2018 00:22 Comments (9)  

   messageicon Mexican hookers plan to drill glory holes in Trump's wall.
←Rate | 02-25-2018 14:21 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Michael Moore joined a protest against Trump colluding with Russians, and now we know the protest was organized by Russians
←Rate | 02-20-2018 08:37 Comments (6)  

   messageicon I guess Prince Harry realize that Trump can't make the royal wedding great.
←Rate | 02-18-2018 22:14 Comments (5)  

   messageicon Another Playboy model has come out, saying she had an affair with Trump, 2 years into his marriage with Melania. Trump, you horny old goat, you!
←Rate | 02-16-2018 12:12 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Hey Trump, if you want to tax something, tax luxury cars, rolex's diamonds, etc. Regular people can't afford another gas tax.
←Rate | 02-15-2018 14:34 Comments (1)  

   messageicon Happy Valentines Day to the happy couple, Donald Trump & Stormy Daniels.
←Rate | 02-14-2018 14:03 Comments (1)  

   messageicon I heard that Rosie O'Donnell saw her shadow today. I guess that means 7 more years of Trump.
←Rate | 02-02-2018 18:19 Comments (6)  

   messageicon The GOP memo is out and it said the groundhog saw it's shadow which means one more year of Trump aaaannnndddd I don't know what the hell I'm talking about....
←Rate | 02-02-2018 17:03 by Gabe Comments (1)  

   messageicon If the memo sees iys shadow today it means four more years of Trump?
←Rate | 02-02-2018 10:57 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Question of the day: Do people eat Tide Pods because Trump is president, or is Trump president because people are dumb enough to eat Tide Pods?
←Rate | 01-22-2018 16:46 Comments (5)  

   messageicon "O say can you something something" - Donald Trump singing our National Anthem.
←Rate | 01-09-2018 20:59 Comments (10)  


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