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You ever had garbage in one hand but you accidentally throw out the thing that you want in your other hand? LOL. Anyways, the baby's ok.
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01-23-2013 12:47 by Jack
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If you think 7 yrs is bad luck for breaking a mirror, try a broken condom!
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10-14-2012 10:32 by Jack
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What does the Michael Jackson action figure have written on the back of the box? Not suitable for children. Colors may vary.
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10-14-2012 09:48 by Jack
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Dear Ladies, If he calls you at 3:00AM…no offense, but you probably weren't first on the list.
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09-23-2012 12:17 by Jack
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Whenever you're feeling down, remember; you're the sperm that won.
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08-08-2012 15:53 by Jack
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boobbies make me happy click if you like boobbies, say it boobies
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05-24-2011 06:55 by jack
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discovered last weekend that if you play a Justin Biber album backwards, you hear satanic messages. What's even worse is, if you play it forward, you hear Justin Biber
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01-28-2011 16:54 by jack
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When you open a big bag of cotton balls, is the top one ment to be trown away?
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01-28-2011 14:03 by jack
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discovered today that goldfish do not like jello.
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01-28-2011 13:59 by jack
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When I was a child, I remember lying with my eyes closed waiting for Santa to come. ....Then there was the awkward silence as he got dressed and left.
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12-19-2010 16:33 by jack
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