Chachita Funny Status Messages

   Love is photogenic; it needs darkness to develop

   Life is painful, nasty and short... in my case it has only been painful and nasty.

   Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered. What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.

   There's no reason to be the richest man in the cemetery. You can't do any business from there.