easter OR bunny Funny Status Messages

   I'm combining Easter and April Fools Day together this year. I'm sending kids out to search for eggs I haven't hidden.

   Easter

   If anyone wants a list of my favourite Bugs Bunny quotes, I'll send them to you in a WhatsApp doc

   The Day-After-Easter Candy Sale at Walmart is currently looking like a fight-to-the-death battle Royal between the all day Pajama People vs the Sweat Pants crowd.

   Ah, Easter. That lovely time of year that reminds you to take down the Christmas decorations.

   Just ate a cheap foil-covered Easter egg & it was so disgusting, I ate 10 more to ensure my initial assessment was correct.

   I’ve eaten so much Easter candy..that at this point I’m positive i’m ovulating Reese’s eggs.

   I hate when people say that the ears are their favorite part of a chocolate Easter Bunny. Gross out with all that wax and stuff, and they stink too.

   I just took the Christmas tree down. Gonna dye Easter eggs this afternoon.

   Trix are for kids, but when my favorite rabbit gets together with the Energizer bunny it’s grownup time.