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   messageicon Fun At The Office Tip: Eat an Easter egg on the Friday after Easter, then wait for the employees to start an office pool named, "What crawled up your a$$ and died?"
←Rate | 04-17-2017 10:52 by Mick Comments (0)  


   messageicon Well Easter is almost over, just saw Walmart employees putting up Christmas Decorations......
←Rate | 04-16-2017 11:08 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Easter egg hunts are fun but, some kids always get their eggs stolen by others. Also, I'm not allowed on the field this year.
←Rate | 04-15-2017 02:24 Comments (0)  


   messageicon In the spirit of spring cleaning and Easter, I'm keeping the dust bunnies as decorations.
←Rate | 04-13-2017 18:59 by @UncleBSolomon Comments (0)  


   messageicon There’s no such thing as a non-terrifying Easter bunny costume.
←Rate | 04-03-2017 00:13 by Zinc Comments (0)  


   messageicon One time in 6th grade me and my friend got to an Easter egg hunt early and switched all the candy in the eggs with mustard and ketchup.
←Rate | 04-03-2017 00:11 by Zinc Comments (0)  


   messageicon Oh good YouPorn put up all their Easter themed porn.
←Rate | 04-03-2017 00:11 by Zinc Comments (0)  


   messageicon Already rolling my eyes in preparation for the 4/20 snap chats I get on Easter.
←Rate | 04-03-2017 00:11 by Zinc Comments (0)  


   messageicon BREAKING: Trump cancels annual Easter Egg Roll, claims he "doesn't care for Chinese food".
←Rate | 03-19-2017 16:31 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I saw a bald eagle carry away a bunny rabbit today, and I was like, "well, at least somebody gets to be held."
←Rate | 10-09-2016 04:15 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Coworkers, let me know if you'd like to join me for lunch at my desk eating discounted Easter chocolate.
←Rate | 04-04-2016 02:01 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Wondering if there's any good Easter egg hunts to bring the kids to two days after Easter?
←Rate | 03-29-2016 16:27 Comments (0)  


   messageicon And then the imaginary Easter Bunny said "put that obscene picture on Facebook. It's hilarious"... But the Easter Bunny was wrong. So very wrong. According to the HR department.
←Rate | 03-29-2016 06:40 Comments (0)  


   messageicon He came hopping out of nowhere... I nearly spilled my beer, while I was driving along texting with the radio cranked up. Suddenly, I seen a flash of gray followed up with a "thump-thump!" Anyway Happy Easter! Sorry if you didn't get anything, my bad.
←Rate | 03-27-2016 09:20 by MDS Comments (1)  


   messageicon I am wondering what type of Easter eggs they are eating this weekend at Trump rallies....
←Rate | 03-27-2016 03:22 Comments (0)  


   messageicon In the spirit of spring cleaning and Easter, I've decided to keep the dust bunnies as decorations.
←Rate | 03-25-2016 08:06 Comments (0)  


   messageicon My goal for Easter weekend is to move just enough each day to make sure no one thinks I'm dead.
←Rate | 03-24-2016 01:48 Comments (0)  


   messageicon As an Easter present, wrap grapes in color foil and send a basket of them to the IRS.
←Rate | 03-23-2016 04:08 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Easter Pro Tip: Wrap up grapes in color foil and give them away as chocolate eggs to your family and friends.
←Rate | 03-23-2016 03:36 Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Dress for the job you want, not the job you have." Oops, I'm now sitting at my work's disciplinary meeting dressed as the Easter Bunny.
←Rate | 03-20-2016 06:01 Comments (0)  


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