fadolo Funny Status Messages

   My Homeless Sign Would Say "I Bet You $10 That You'll Read This"

   iPhone > Android > Nokia > Land phone > Typewriter > 2 cans and a string > Message in a bottle > Pigeon with a note taped to it > Blackberry

   We've all met a child that makes us realize 'child abuse' began for a reason..

   got a free iPad and iPhone today. It's like this gun is magic.

   Ladies.. Yall had 7 months to get mentally prepared for Football Season. We dealt with yall Loser Wives shows all year!

   Chicks piss on dudes all the time and call it squirting, so why was R. Kelly frowned upon...

   There are females getting ignored RIGHT NOW because football is back. Y'all will get the sidechick treatment all season. Keep ya head up tho

   We'll be corporate slaves in no time… if we vote for Rom ney 2012

   Dear Citizen, please stand still while your government tear-gasses you. Thank you in advance for your cooperation.

   Any Woman that keeps her Kid from they Father is a Dead Beat mother too!!!

   Democracy comes from the word demos, meaning mob a mob in the street is a demos. Ocracy means rule,ur welcome

   People Dont even say grace before meals anymore . They just Hold up Their Phones over the Plate , snap a Pic , & Post it on Ins tagram

   Fast way to MESS up someones Knock Knock joke? "It's open."

   Highways need 4 lanes per side. A Nascar wannabe, a normal driver, an old people who drive 30 in a 70 and a where the hell am I lane.

   Between every cigarette that I smoke, I quit smoking.

   You had me at let's get divorced.

   Creates an imaginary girlfriend. She just wants to be friends.

   I loveee how my iPhone looks without a case but it's too risky......

   Finally loses virginity. 3 more years left in prison.

   "BasketBall Wives" = A bunch of ungrateful hoes.