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here to remind you to help control the golfer population. Have your tiger spayed or neutered.
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If you see a animal stuck in a trap, free them. If you see a child crying, comfort them. If you see the Jersey Shore cast crossing the street, HIT THE GAS!
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I woke up this morning and turned on the tv. This tv evangelist was on and he said"you may not know this, but already you have SINNED." I said what could I have done? I just woke up.I'm not even out of bed. I turned and asked my sister and she didn't know
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using a lightsaber to chop vegitables.
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in the words of the chef on the muppet show - "Orshky Borshky Chicken!"
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I'm not good in relationships.My last relationship ended when I didn't open the car door for her. Instead I just swam up to the surface.
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The diamond company "Debeers" has had some pretty interesting slogans. One year it was "Diamonds, will take her breath away.", last year it was "Diamonds will render her speechless.". I think this year it should be, "Diamonds, that'll shut her up."
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I'll always remember the last words my dad said to me before he passed away. "What are you doing with that gun?"
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I used to live in a pineapple under the sea. But I lost it in a forclosure. Now some yellow guy lives there.
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