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   messageicon And the worlds biggest fan of the band Bullet for My Valentine goes to... Oscar Pistorius!!
←Rate | 02-15-2013 13:28 by JCW Comments (0)  

   messageicon Unfortunately, these days being fake doesn't require any plastic surgery!
←Rate | 05-12-2014 19:21 by JCW Comments (0)  

   messageicon Sleeping is so old school, there's no technology involved
←Rate | 05-15-2014 09:33 by JCW Comments (0)  

   messageicon Don't you wish some people would start using glue instead of lipstick???
←Rate | 05-22-2014 16:20 by JCW Comments (0)  

   messageicon the pope is in Israel with a sheikh and a rabbi. if they don't walk into a bar, it's all for nothing!
←Rate | 05-25-2014 12:24 by jcw Comments (0)  

   messageicon Too bad NY was wasted on New Yorkers
←Rate | 06-06-2014 10:11 by JCW Comments (1)  

   messageicon Breaking news: a massive earthquake measuring 8.8 on the Richter scale was just reported in south florida Don't be alarmed- it was just all of the heat bandwagon fans jumping off at the same time
←Rate | 06-16-2014 11:41 by JCW Comments (0)  

   messageicon Who are you and why do I have to read about your workout and eating routine every day on Facebook?
←Rate | 06-24-2014 14:35 by JCW Comments (0)  

   messageicon A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth
←Rate | 01-08-2016 09:24 by JCW Comments (0)  

   messageicon Today is Erection Day! Go hard or go home...
←Rate | 11-08-2016 07:46 by JCW Comments (0)  

   messageicon Happy TR'HUMP' Day!
←Rate | 11-09-2016 08:17 by JCW Comments (0)  


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