trump Funny Status Messages

   Republicans can now use their Trump (made in China) ties to hide their erections for the next four years!

   Trump hasn't tweeted the Launch Codes yet...So, far so good!

   Air Force One is a major downgrade for Trump! Will he stanhd for it?

   30 million women marched to the polls back in November and voted for Trump.

   Trump got more women to walk in 1 day than Michelle Obama did in 8 years

   Agree or disagree with the Trump protesters....he got more people walking in 1 day than Michelle Obama did in 8 years

   I'm in a book store and a liberal clerk helped me. I asked for the new Trump book on his immigration policy. She said, "F-you! Get out and stay out! I go, "Yes, that's it, do you have it in paperback?"

   I think when Trump says Mexico will pay for that wall he doesn't mean the Government but El Chapo's seized 14bn assets from criminal forfeiture.

   If Trump is AIDS in human form, then Obama is the a$$hole he got it from.

   So Donald Trump has been president for about a week. Now you know how the other half felt like when Obama was our president for the last eight years.....

   This country needed a good weeding out. And Trump is the one who brought the weed whacker.

   Obozo is no longer President. President TRUMP

   President Donald Trump will sign an executive order tomorrow to bring back Pluto as a planet. Make the universe GREAT again.

   Trump is not my president, neither was Obama. I am from Zimbabwe.

   Let's be honest: The refugees being detained at JFK airport have gone through more vetting than Donald Trump's cabinet.

   As long as the Doomsday Clock people are adjusting the clock for Trump, they should give it smaller hands.

   Trump has chosen Mickey pence as his vice-president. Did anyone in their wildest dreams even imagine that Donald and Mickey would run America one day!? Walt Disney would be proud of this!

   What do President Trump and Tony the Tiger have in common? They're both orange and make things GREEAAT!

   If you really hate Trump, vote in four years otherwise shut up for now.....

   How do you piss off a Trump hater? Remind them that only two presidents in history were ever impeached and neither got kicked out of office because of it.