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   messageicon Great day with family, great food but right now I am egg-zausted!
←Rate | 04-24-2011 20:33 by jgmitts Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm sitting here enjoying a delicious protein muffin. Some may say because of the chocolate frosting and sprinkles that it's a cupcake but that's just not true.
←Rate | 03-03-2011 07:49 by jgmitts Comments (0)  


   messageicon That was delicious corn on the cob. If you could have seen me enjoying it you would have thought I was a corn star.
←Rate | 04-19-2011 20:39 by jgmitts Comments (0)  


   messageicon I spill things :(
←Rate | 03-29-2011 18:50 by jgmitts Comments (0)  


   messageicon Oh snap, I just dropped my cocaine in the snow. I'll never find it now.
←Rate | 12-27-2010 11:35 by jgmitts Comments (1)  


   messageicon Mutton Chops will never go out of style in my eyes.
←Rate | 04-20-2011 21:50 by jgmitts Comments (0)  


   messageicon If the Easter Bunny leaves you Jelly Beans, don't eat the brown ones.
←Rate | 04-22-2011 17:36 by jgmitts Comments (0)  


   messageicon Girl scout cookies just came, no time for Facebook!
←Rate | 04-06-2011 16:09 by jgmitts Comments (0)  


   messageicon I got so much crap to do and I'm sitting around like a dingleberry.
←Rate | 04-19-2011 08:36 by jgmitts Comments (0)  


   messageicon I just ate the chocolate off of 6 peanut butter eggs and now I have a pile of peanut butter... Yeah boyee!!!!!!!!
←Rate | 04-04-2011 22:49 by jgmitts Comments (0)  


   messageicon I was making love to Robert Pattinson for seven hours straight until security told me that Madam Tussuads was getting ready to close.
←Rate | 12-13-2010 21:51 by jgmitts Comments (0)  


   messageicon I swear I have more hair on the left side of my head. That's weird.
←Rate | 04-15-2011 16:04 by jgmitts Comments (0)  


   messageicon I had excellent grilled chicken for dinner that I'm actually enjoying the taste of my burps.
←Rate | 04-06-2011 20:07 by jgmitts Comments (0)  


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