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   messageicon Some women have mood swings, some have entire playgrounds with slides and merrygorounds and teeter totters. You should avoid those ones, Unless they are willing to have sex on the monkey bars, you can make an exception for those ones...
←Rate | 06-13-2013 03:38 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't like morning people...or mornings...or people.
←Rate | 11-05-2012 13:19 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon oh, your talking to me again? You must have just broken up with your boyfriend.
←Rate | 07-19-2013 07:05 by equaloppjoker Comments (1)  


   messageicon I don't feel like doing anything today...except for you...I'd do you.
←Rate | 10-06-2012 04:16 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon only two people with the combined IQ of a salad bar would name a kid NorthWest
←Rate | 07-19-2013 07:08 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't like it here anymore. As soon as I find my pants, I'm leaving!
←Rate | 03-04-2013 12:20 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon I have mixed drinks about feelings...
←Rate | 07-27-2013 15:59 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon I tried to keep up with the Kardashians but now it burns when I pee
←Rate | 08-13-2013 07:58 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't do anything at 7am that doesn't involve Sleeping, Sex, or Bacon.
←Rate | 10-06-2012 04:31 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon You're not stupid, You're just an exceptionally gifted monkey.
←Rate | 06-19-2013 04:32 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon Doesn't like being told what to do unless he is naked
←Rate | 10-06-2012 04:13 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon If cockroaches can survive nuclear war and chemical warfare, then I want to know what is in a can of RAID?
←Rate | 07-23-2013 01:07 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon My boss asked me today which one of us was the stupid one. I told him everyone knows that you dont hire stupid people.
←Rate | 01-18-2013 05:00 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon There are no stupid questions, But I have met a ton of inquisitive idiots.
←Rate | 05-20-2013 18:18 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon I haven't lost all of my marbles but there is definitely a hole in the bag.
←Rate | 07-19-2013 07:23 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm in therapy to learn how to deal with people who should be in therapy
←Rate | 08-02-2014 08:20 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon You might have a million dollar body, but you got a food stamp face!
←Rate | 07-17-2013 09:16 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon This recurring dream where my FB account gets deleted and I cease to exist.
←Rate | 10-07-2012 22:24 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon There are two kinds of people in this world, and I don't like them.
←Rate | 07-15-2013 06:44 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon Your about as useful as decaffienated coffee.
←Rate | 10-09-2012 04:55 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  



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