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   messageicon When a girl is in love, she offers sex. when a guy wants sex, he offers love.
←Rate | 02-28-2012 23:55 by canadian25 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Privacy is very important to me. That is why I only share sensitive information with my closest 480 friends on Facebook.
←Rate | 02-28-2012 13:49 by Canadian25 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Girls don't be proud if every guy wants you... Cheap items have many buyers
←Rate | 01-05-2012 00:52 by Canadian25 Comments (0)  


   messageicon My wife said, "You always blame everyone else when things go wrong" I said.."And whose fault is that?"
←Rate | 02-28-2012 13:13 by Canadian25 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Governments that try to control the internet are SOPAthetic
←Rate | 01-19-2012 23:54 by Canadian25 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Science Question: How do stars die? Drugs normally
←Rate | 02-28-2012 13:13 by Canadian25 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't see why everybody wants a white iPhone. Everyone knows the black one runs faster.
←Rate | 02-27-2012 19:47 by Canadian25 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Girls: just remember each morning when you put on makeup- somewhere in the world a clown is starting his day doing exactly the same thing.
←Rate | 01-28-2012 15:56 by Canadian25 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Subway: Where women make sandwiches for men without complaining.
←Rate | 02-28-2012 23:57 by canadian25 Comments (1)  


   messageicon I'm having a problem with sexual harassment at work. There isn't any.
←Rate | 02-28-2012 23:54 by canadian25 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Never hold your head high with pride or ego. Even the winner of a Gold Medal gets his medal only when he puts his head down.
←Rate | 01-05-2012 00:48 by canadian25 Comments (0)  


   messageicon You and your rumors have two things in common: you're both fake and you both get around.
←Rate | 01-25-2012 00:34 by canadian25 Comments (0)  


   messageicon A wise man among the ignorant is like a beautiful girl in the company of blind men
←Rate | 01-05-2012 00:48 by canadian25 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Nudists need to be exposed for what they are.
←Rate | 02-28-2012 13:14 by Canadian25 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If there are 3 Apples on the Table and Jamal takes 2 Apples. What colour is Jamal?
←Rate | 02-28-2012 13:08 by Canadian25 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Who makes the sandwiches in a lesbian relationship? Neither, they both eat out
←Rate | 02-28-2012 23:54 by canadian25 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you are not Happy being Single, You will never be Happy in a relationship.
←Rate | 01-05-2012 00:45 by canadian25 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Our lives begin to end the day we become silent about things that matter
←Rate | 01-05-2012 00:48 by canadian25 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Big Girls don't cry...(They eat)
←Rate | 01-05-2012 00:45 by canadian25 Comments (0)  


   messageicon You can meet 10 girls, mess with 9, talk to 8, laugh with 7, run behind 6, like 5, go out with 4, get used to 3, care about 2, but only love 1.
←Rate | 04-04-2012 00:35 by Canadian25 Comments (0)  


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