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   messageicon At a wedding reception someone yelled: "All the married men please stand next to the person that made your life worth living…" The bartender was crushed to death…
←Rate | 12-20-2011 14:03 by ZZZ-FUXY Comments (0)  

   messageicon Not all the men are in the relationships for sex. Some just want a good sandwich and a blow job…
←Rate | 12-20-2011 13:57 by ZZZ-FUXY Comments (0)  

   messageicon Dear 20 year old girl at the store with 5 unruly, screaming kids… It's a vagina not a PEZ dispenser!
←Rate | 12-20-2011 14:01 by ZZZ-FUXY Comments (0)  

   messageicon I bought a pack of condoms and the cashier asked me, "Do you need a bag?" I replied, "No she isn't that ugly."
←Rate | 12-20-2011 13:50 by ZZZ-FUXY Comments (0)  

   messageicon Just held the door open for an old Asian man. He said “sank you!” He better not be referring to Pearl Harbor…!
←Rate | 12-20-2011 14:06 by ZZZ-FUXY Comments (0)  

   messageicon Your ass must be super jealous of all of the sh*t coming out of your mouth…
←Rate | 12-20-2011 13:43 by ZZZ-FUXY Comments (0)  

   messageicon Went from being “in relationship” to being “single.” Modern Warfare 3 claims its first victim!
←Rate | 12-20-2011 13:46 by ZZZ-FUXY Comments (0)  

   messageicon Math questions are so freaking stupid! Like for example “If I had 30 chocolate bars and I eat 29, what do I have?” Hmmm…. I dunno… Diabetes maybe???
←Rate | 12-20-2011 14:11 by ZZZ-FUXY Comments (0)  


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