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   messageicon Time To Get Star Spangled Hammered
←Rate | 07-04-2013 06:39 by Steve OH Comments (0)  


   messageicon My liver works harder for two days than I do all week...
←Rate | 07-15-2012 10:17 by Steve OH Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just got "The Look" from my dog. You know, the "What the hell you doing??? I drink out of there" look...
←Rate | 05-23-2012 21:07 by Steve OH Comments (0)  


   messageicon My boss yelled at me yesterday "It's the fifth time you've been late to work this week! Do you know what that means?!" I said, "Probably that it's Friday?"…
←Rate | 08-03-2013 20:28 by Steve OH Comments (0)  


   messageicon Nothing honors our Vetrans more than buying a mattress on sale.
←Rate | 11-11-2013 05:26 by Steve OH Comments (0)  


   messageicon Do you have to water a Pointsettia or do they die on their own?
←Rate | 12-09-2013 08:53 by Steve OH Comments (0)  


   messageicon wondering what to do. I used my last Post-It Note and have no idea how to remind myself to get more...
←Rate | 01-14-2012 18:48 by Steve OH Comments (0)  


   messageicon Practicing my "Eye Rolling" cause you know... tomorrow's Monday.
←Rate | 07-15-2012 12:19 by Steve OH Comments (0)  


   messageicon So glad Facebook has changed the layout again!! - Said no one, ever...
←Rate | 03-19-2014 06:54 by Steve OH Comments (0)  


   messageicon You know the oxygen masks on airplanes? I don't think there's really any oxygen. I think they're just to muffle the screams.
←Rate | 03-21-2012 05:50 by Steve OH Comments (0)  


   messageicon If You Like Piña Colada's, and getting songs stuck in your head...
←Rate | 05-13-2014 06:46 by Steve OH Comments (0)  


   messageicon I often wonder why there is no step ladder next to the "Ball Washer" at my golf course...
←Rate | 06-13-2012 18:30 by Steve OH Comments (0)  


   messageicon How can you complain for 11 months then be thankful on Facebook for 30 days???
←Rate | 11-05-2013 06:39 by Steve OH Comments (0)  


   messageicon Insanity doesn't RUN in my family. It just STROLLS around, taking it's sweet time....
←Rate | 04-15-2012 08:26 by Steve OH Comments (0)  


   messageicon Most popular words spoken by a Pastor today..."Wow ...I haven't seen you since last Easter "
←Rate | 03-31-2013 11:25 by Steve OH Comments (0)  


   messageicon watching the local weather girl and have no idea what it's gonna be like today....
←Rate | 04-10-2012 06:31 by Steve OH Comments (0)  


   messageicon Saturday... When adding whiskey to your coffee is NOT frowned upon.
←Rate | 04-14-2012 08:28 by Steve OH Comments (1)  


   messageicon practicing my "I Love It" look when I get another tie from my kids.
←Rate | 06-17-2012 08:58 by Steve OH Comments (0)  


   messageicon So I'm reading that "twerking" and "selfie" have been added to the dictionary. "Future" and "optimism" have been removed...
←Rate | 09-03-2013 16:27 by Steve OH Comments (0)  


   messageicon Gonna try out my new drinking game tonight... 1. Turn on the news. 2. Take a drink every time the word FERGUSON is said!!!
←Rate | 08-20-2014 17:17 by Steve OH Comments (0)  



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