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   messageicon ha ha suckers, gullible IS in the dictionary, I checked....
←Rate | 07-15-2009 21:30 by RikkiSowtz Comments (0)  


   messageicon wondering how women on tv desert islands always have perfectly shaved legs & armpits? I mean, there's no chicks in 'Lost' kicking around in mohair stockings...
←Rate | 01-31-2011 21:13 by RikkiSowtz Comments (0)  


   messageicon Cosmopolitan cover: "Why all men cheat", "The sex moves that will rattle his thoughts for days", "The make-up mistakes that nobody is telling you about", "Does your dress size affect your sex life?", Basically, all men are pigs, and how to attract one.
←Rate | 10-17-2010 20:19 by RikkiSowtz Comments (0)  


   messageicon : If you have ever seen me drunk, click the 'like' button... 30 or more likes, you have a problem.
←Rate | 01-28-2011 00:29 by rikkisowtz Comments (0)  


   messageicon This is amazing! Copy and paste this as your status, and within 5 minutes, NOTHING WILL HAPPEN! This really works! I tried it twice and it worked both times. Copy and paste this as your status, more people need to know about this ♥♥♥
←Rate | 05-31-2011 01:41 by Rikkisowtz Comments (0)  


   messageicon Pick up line of the day: Hey, did you know that girls can't touch their elbows together? (works best with women wearing low-cut shirts)
←Rate | 05-31-2011 01:56 by RikkiSowtz Comments (0)  


   messageicon Tony Abbott as self appointed Minister for Women's Affairs? “I felt a great disturbance in the Force; as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced”.
←Rate | 09-20-2013 00:35 by RikkiSowtz Comments (0)  


   messageicon There's a bustle in my hedgerow; what do I do?! - feeling alarmed
←Rate | 08-23-2013 21:34 by RikkiSowtz Comments (0)  


   messageicon I know this is bad taste... But do you think this means we'll be seeing an increase in Japanese Superheroes?...
←Rate | 03-30-2011 19:36 by Rikkisowtz Comments (0)  


   messageicon to all my friends who wished me happy birthday today, thank you! You've really made me smile. Especially cause it wasn't really my birthday. Happy April Fools! :)
←Rate | 03-31-2011 21:27 by RikkiSowtz Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hmmm.. That's weird... I was the 100,000 visitor yesterday too... Winning streak!
←Rate | 04-11-2011 02:18 by RikkiSowtz Comments (0)  


   messageicon Go to google, type in 'giraffes are' and check out the auto complete suggestions...
←Rate | 03-21-2011 22:52 by RikkiSowtz Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dirty Deeds, Done Dirt Cheap? Hells Bells! I must say, I'm Thunderstruck. I know it's a Long Way To The Top, and if You Want Blood, you'd better Shoot To Thrill with a Big Gun, but still he must have some Big Balls. I guess Money Talks...
←Rate | 11-05-2014 23:25 by RikkiSowtz Comments (0)  


   messageicon To this day, the girl who used to bully me at school still takes my lunch money. On the plus side, she makes great Subway sandwiches
←Rate | 05-01-2014 02:37 by RikkiSowtz Comments (0)  


   messageicon kissed a girl [then click "like"]
←Rate | 12-19-2009 18:12 by RikkiSowtz Comments (0)  


   messageicon whenever I see a can of Glen 20, I think to myself "do you reckon that's Ben 10's older brother?" Then I laugh. And wonder how other people put up with me.
←Rate | 10-16-2015 01:20 by RikkiSowtz Comments (0)  


   messageicon when life handsyou lemons,make Grilled King Prawn Salad with Lemon, Chilli and Dill Sauce
←Rate | 09-22-2009 00:25 by RikkiSowtz | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon the 93% of people who will NOT re-post this as my status (all chain-status updates)
←Rate | 10-25-2010 19:06 by rikkisowtz Comments (0)  


   messageicon How does Sean Connery shave? Ctrl + S
←Rate | 10-27-2015 19:04 by RikkiSowtz Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Tom Clancy - Dead at 66". I've not read that one, do hope it's as good as his other books
←Rate | 10-04-2013 00:07 by RikkiSowtz Comments (0)  


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