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   messageicon Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?
←Rate | 10-19-2010 01:59 by PL Comments (3)  

   messageicon My problem is that I appeal to everyone that can do me absolutely no good.
←Rate | 10-19-2010 02:22 by PL Comments (0)  

   messageicon Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.
←Rate | 10-19-2010 02:02 by PL Comments (0)  

   messageicon People with narrow minds usually have broad tongues.
←Rate | 10-19-2010 02:19 by PL Comments (0)  

   messageicon My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.
←Rate | 10-19-2010 02:01 by PL Comments (0)  

   messageicon Business truth: The phone will not ring until you leave your desk and walk to the other end of the building.
←Rate | 10-19-2010 02:18 by PL Comments (0)  

   messageicon Ability is a good thing but stability is even better.
←Rate | 10-19-2010 02:13 by PL Comments (0)  

   messageicon A good solution can be successfully applied to almost any problem.
←Rate | 10-19-2010 02:32 by PL Comments (0)  

   messageicon If you go to sleep with a itching ass you will wake up with a stinking finger ...
←Rate | 10-19-2010 02:05 by PL Comments (0)  


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