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A liar takes forever to explain a simple answer...
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09-23-2012 14:07 by
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I hope there comes a day when cancer is just a zodiac sign
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06-27-2012 12:45 by
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My sex life is like a Ferrari.. I don't have a Ferrari
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08-14-2012 15:29 by
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Birth control pills should really be made for men. It makes more sense to unload a gun than to shoot a bulletproof vest.
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07-11-2012 17:28 by
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My life is like a romantic comedy expect there's no romance and it's just me laughing at my own jokes
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10-30-2013 15:57 by
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I wish a girl with fake eyebrows would argue with me, I would lick my Thumb so Fast!
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05-27-2013 11:07 by
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I would rather cuddle then have sex. If you are good with grammar you will get it.
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09-06-2012 13:56 by
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Have you ever noticed people who work in designer stores have attitudes like they can afford to not work in a store?
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11-18-2013 13:13 by
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The girls that say that all guys want is sex, are usually the ones who have only that to offer.
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12-17-2012 15:15 by
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Respect for women, starts with your mother
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09-22-2012 16:38 by
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When a woman asks you to guess her age, it's like deciding whether to cut the blue, red, or green wire to diffuse a bomb
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11-25-2012 15:38 by
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You're 15 years old. You smoke. You're not a virgin and you wear more make-up than you do clothes. You have a bright future ahead of you.
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04-16-2013 13:31 by
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Don't die a virgin. Seriously, there are terrorists up there waiting for you.
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03-04-2013 16:19 by
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1992: Girls got undressed for their husbands. 1995: Girls got undressed for money. 2012: Girls get undressed for likes on Facebook and Instagram
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12-03-2012 16:07 by
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One man's hoe is probably another man's hoe too.
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11-12-2012 15:18 by
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Why be fake when being real takes no effort at all?
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06-12-2012 17:02 by
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No one is being forced to read my posts, unfriend me or I'll block you at the slightest hint of dissatisfaction. I'm helpful like that
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12-01-2013 17:33 by
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Nothing more awkward then being 10 minutes into a porno and realizing there's no girls in it...
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08-09-2012 18:36 by
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Kate is officially a milf
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07-22-2013 16:28 by
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If someone won't lift a finger to call you, see you or spend time with you then it's time for you to lift five fingers and wave goodbye
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12-19-2012 16:35 by
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