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   messageicon Im not crazy, my reality is just different then yours. :)
←Rate | 01-04-2011 19:05 by Anemma Comments (1)  

   messageicon No status avalible, damaged brain cells need time to be restored due to the excessive amount of holiday drinking
←Rate | 01-04-2011 19:12 by Anemma Comments (1)  

   messageicon When someone rings the doorbell, why do dogs always assume it's for them?
←Rate | 01-04-2011 22:35 by Anemma Comments (6)  

   messageicon Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson (Good Luck to those playing the powerball!!)
←Rate | 01-05-2011 00:28 by Anemma Comments (0)  

   messageicon Dear Santa, Let me explain about last year..
←Rate | 01-04-2011 22:38 by Anemma Comments (0)  

   messageicon Ross: Can I borrow your blue tie? Emma spit on mine. Chandler: Okay, but you'll have to give it back when I get a job. Of course, by then, ties will be obsolete and we'll all be wearing silver jumpsuits.
←Rate | 01-05-2011 00:40 by Anemma Comments (0)  

   messageicon The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. - Robert Bloch
←Rate | 01-05-2011 00:25 by Anemma Comments (2)  

   messageicon Ross: You know, we should probably ask the doctor if she even knows how to deliver a baby that's half human, half *pure evil*!
←Rate | 01-05-2011 00:40 by Anemma Comments (0)  


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